We've whittled our way down to the final five Top Chef contestants, and the competition's getting more fierce than a RuPaul video. Susur Lee, Marcus Samuelsson, Susan Feniger, Rick Moonen, and Jonathan Waxman all want the title of Top Chef so badly they can taste it. Did Susur play the "I don't know how to do that because I'm Chinese" card this week? Did Marcus remind us he has an Ethiopian wife? Did Rick cook seafood? Did Gael Greene's hat fly off in a windstorm, revealing a giant horn protruding out of the left side of her temple? Find out, as we delve into the most interesting moments from the show!
[WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD]