Allie Brosh of Hyperbole and a Half, a blog of random, awesome, funny things, recently recounted an instance of waitressing hell titled "The Milk Crisis of 2005." The crisis: Customer asks for milk. Customer disapproves of initial too-large glass of milk. Customer disapproves of second too-small glass of milk. Allie tries so hard to please dissatisfied milk-loving customer, but just can't win. Through Allie's words and emotive illustrations, you too can feel her pain and laugh at her misfortune.