I just saw @CeeBee link to this on Twitter. "The Life and Death of a Gobstopper." Here, "pawdugan" on That Guy With the Glasses takes on a Gobstopper the size of a baseball. It takes him 24 days to lick his way through it, during the course of which the Gobstopper takes on appearances resembling an array of outer space bodies—the moon, rings of Saturn, the Death Star.
Day 3: IT BLEEDS! A good hours worth of work got me this far and a rather tender tongue again. And just to inject a little education into the project, licking something until your tongue is raw, then eating anything with hot sauce on it is a recipe for a new kind of pain.
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