[Photograph: Andrew Christopherson]

Note to spice and seasoning blend executives: "dust" is not the most appetizing word. Pretty sure it shouldn't be used to describe any foodstuff, unless it comes after "fairy" (although I don't really know how edible that'd be). My friend spotted this Tone's Steak Dust at his local Sam's Club in Alaska. The blend includes salt, garlic, dehydrated onion, a few hydrolyzed and autolyzed substances, and corn syrup solids.

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