"We take the finest ingredients and put them in a yellow bowl filled with salt and butter." That sounds delish—wait, that's sort of gross. This promo video by Dark Igloo for New York City-based healthy food chain The Pump Energy Food features a series of satirical advertisements for the fictitious Crap Corporation that aren't all that far from reality. [Warning: This video might give you a bacon craving.] Watch the video after the jump.

The Pump Energy Food [Sans Crap]

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