Jillian of Food Network Humor rounds up some of the gifts that you should not buy, unless you want to lose friends. Among them: a Paula Deen Makes Pot Roast doll ("Why is that pot roast growing out her stomach? It looks like a tumor I saw on ER once.") and KFC's Colonel Sanders salt and pepper shakers. For less cringe-inspiring gifts, check out some of our recommendations here.

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