Video: Coolio Makes Deep-Fried Turkey
What is rap star (and now cookbook author) Coolio's mantra for perfect turkey? "The mo' injections, the merrier." He recommends botoxing your bird with a syringe filled with tequila, diced garlic, "regular Italian dressing," a dollop-uh (the Coolio pronunciation of dollop) of honey, balsamic vinegar, pepper (measured in dime bags not teaspoons), soy sauce, and few other pantry items.
After plumping up the bird ("It went from a B-cup to a D-cup!") Coolio throws it into the deep-fryer. But he warns, and this video is just full of life wisdom, do not fry the bird indoors. You will burn down your house and have to buy a new one. Watch the video, after the jump.
Coolio Makes Deep-Fried Turkey
Get the full recipe from Coolio's My Damn Channel. Click on "More Info."
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12 Comments:
I'm sorry, but that was freaking hilarious. He gave that turkey some nasty garlic lovin' and a full cavity search!!!
juliebugsmama at 12:54PM on 11/20/09
"We gonna inject him like a junkie on 42nd street!"
ChefR0bert at 1:08PM on 11/20/09
Fail.
browngravy at 1:20PM on 11/20/09
Serious fun with food. . .like Julia, he's a good teacher.
betteirene at 1:24PM on 11/20/09
hahaha the jargon is appauling!
I hope i remember som of deez phat jokes!
hungrychristel at 1:52PM on 11/20/09
I love when he's waving the knife around at the end!
Tony jaguar at 2:22PM on 11/20/09
Watching that video= great bonding moment with my 15 year old...that was funny.
PoorOldMama at 3:53PM on 11/20/09
Coolio rules! I'd watch that again.
chinolam at 6:01PM on 11/20/09
Soooooooooooooooo funny hahahha and we spell turkey::: turkay
hahahahhahahaha
Pam
pamelakrest at 7:01PM on 11/20/09
I am laughing so, so hard right now. The bell pepper is the best part. I think that just cured my hangover.
meleyna at 5:28PM on 11/22/09
@meleyna, I was reading the comments while watching the video and trying to figure out when this bell pepper would pop in and I am almost curious how he plans on shipping an autographed bell pepper and who is trying to win it
missing_LA at 4:03PM on 11/25/09
He is a fool! The turkey looks like it came out pretty good though. He could've done without the females in the back.....totally useless!
jlewfoodie at 7:25PM on 11/25/09