Serious Eats
Flowchart: 'Where Should I Eat, Fast Food Edition'
[Illustration: Eating the Road]
If, for some reason, you find yourself in a fast food mood, the blog Eating the Road has a humorous flowchart to guide you through the decision-making process. Factors start out fairly straightforward (location, time of day) but then grow increasingly absurd ("Are you you drunk?" "On malt liquor?") as you work your way down the decision tree.