Photo of the Day: Big Ass Hot Dog
If you're tired of traditional, tiny hot dogs, then Gorilla Tango Novelty Meats has the thing for you: the Big Hot Dog, or Big Ass Hot Dog. Considering that you have to slice it into patties to eat it—thus turning it into a sandwich—it's more of a massive bologna log than hot dog, but "Big Ass Bologna Log" just doesn't have the same ring to it as "Big Ass Hot Dog."
At 16 inches long, four inches in diameter, and seven pounds, the hot dog provides 50 servings of processed meat trimmings for $39.95. Learn more about the Big Hot Dog by watching their handy infomercial.