Flowchart: 'Where Should I Eat, Fast Food Edition'
[Illustration: Eating the Road]
If, for some reason, you find yourself in a fast food mood, the blog Eating the Road has a humorous flowchart to guide you through the decision-making process. Factors start out fairly straightforward (location, time of day) but then grow increasingly absurd ("Are you you drunk?" "On malt liquor?") as you work your way down the decision tree.
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13 Comments:
LOL @ Tim Horton's being your only choice in Canada.
reubensandperrier at 10:55AM on 11/17/09
only problem is that in-n-out is open until 1 or even 2 am at some locations. The question should just be "can you find an open in-n-out" yes = go there , no = who cares nothing else in the fast food world compares
missing_LA at 10:58AM on 11/17/09
"Are you drunk?" "on malt liquor?"
brilliant
mr guy at 11:56AM on 11/17/09
Ha ha, but if you're in Canada after 10:30 am, you'll want Harveys followed by a coffee from Tim Hortons
I'm a bit of a Harvey's junkie; If I have to eat a fast food burger, i'll choose Harveys.
kevster at 12:36PM on 11/17/09
LOL!
_greenbean at 12:36PM on 11/17/09
Wait ... am I being dumb, or is there no way to get to In-n-Out Burger using this flowchart?
The only way to get to In-n-Out Burger is if you're not in Canada, it's not before 10:30 pm (in other words, it's after 10:30 pm), you're on the West Coast, and it's not after 10:00 pm. The two time constraints do not jive - it can't be both after 10:30 pm and not after 10:00 pm.
What am I missing?
ConcordiaSalus at 1:39PM on 11/17/09
@concordiasalus: its totally not a functional flowchart LOL you're overthinkin' it just laugh :D
I thoroughly enjoyed this.
@reubensand and @mr guy: my thoughts exactly
hungrychristel at 2:27PM on 11/17/09
@condordiasalus: the first divergence is 10:30 am (i.e. breakfast is the only reason to go to McDonalds)
winternutt at 3:13PM on 11/17/09
'Are you high?' Yes, then White Castle. Ha!
jerseygirlinSC at 3:23PM on 11/17/09
This flowchart is 100% true, at least for the places I'm familiar with (no Tim Horton, In-n-out burger, or white castle here, so I'll give them the benefit of the doubt on those).
Breakfast really is the only reason to go to McDonalds. :-P
Neohippie at 4:01PM on 11/17/09
Apparently, I should be going to DQ :)
jo_wang at 4:41PM on 11/17/09
"Do you have more than $3?" I'm almost 60. Do you know how many times in my life this has happened to me?
Pure genius. Thanks for sharing it, Adam.
betteirene at 4:44PM on 11/17/09
haha I love the Chick-Fil-A bit. A ittle confused on why you have to be older than 16 but hey.
Oh and you still want Chick-Fil-A on Sunday
Arielle at 4:04PM on 01/21/10