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Meat me under the Mistletoe.

The Fat & The Lean; Purveyors of Fine Flesh; Flesh 'n Bones; Ask Me About My Sausage;

Rub Our Pork Belly! It'll Bring You Good Luck.

Smokin' Hot Abs! That's Our Bacon.

Meat: It's what you're made of.

I feel the need--the need to grass feed

Time to Meat your maker.

It's time for some meat!
My place or yours?

Team Bacon!

MMMMMMM MEAT!!!!

Fleishers Swine Flew:
Then Landed on my BBQ

Bacon. Meat Candy.

I heart bacon

Meat Me

Meat Me
at Fleisher's

The Perfect Meal:
Meat and Potatoes*
*potatoes optional

Steak Tartare
So Rare, It's Raw

Fleisher's:
Eats Meats Best

It's pork.
What could be wrong about that?

(Need a piggy graphic, of course!)

I love (eating) animals.

Franks for everything.

Meat, your match.

A sunny day,
A Chevrolet,
And bacon.

Fueled by Pork Power

Last of the Red Meat Lovers

Spare the Vegetable and Savor the Meat

I Wail for Nose to Tail (with Hog-shaped Electric Guitar)
I bleat for squeak-meat
Sacrifice a Vegan...Eat more beef.
Got Marrow?

Fleishers: Perfection Sustained.

Relax. Let your mind go flank.

Vegetable Rights Activist

(Hey, we have animal rights and mineral rights, why shouldn't vegetables have rights too?)

Just a few to get started, I'll have more:

Grass fed. We steak our reputation on it.

Meaty, beaty, big and juicy.

We've got you flanked.

Eat Good Meat. Live Good Life.

Born to be wild...then eaten.

No One's Got Beef With Our Beef

* Body by Bacon

* I'm Doing My Part to Stop Global Warming...By Eating Fleisher's Grass Fed Beef (gotta put a stop to the cow burps somewhere....and it's DELICIOUS)

Bacon is phat!

EAT MEAT.
REPEAT.
Fleisher's

To Sir Loin, With Love

Makin' Bacon Proves that Fat is a GOOD Thing!!

Fleisher's: Hormone-Phobic and Proud!

F U TOFU

Life, Liberty & The Pursuit of Great Meat

There's no bacon in Hell.

Fleisher's:
Miracles in Meat since 2004

"I left my baby for a Fleisher's hotdog.
I missed her for awhile, but then I moved on."

(I've got the radio jingle worked out, too. No extra charge.)

Carnivores Preferred
Chefs Preferred
Meat Major
Sustainable Meat Master
Grassfed Meat District

Chop-a-holics Unanimous

Fleisher's: Ulster County Choppers since 2004

Fleisher's: We got Chops

BaRack O'Lamba: Grains We Can Believe In

Bacon: Everything else is just meat.

Waken and Bacon
Omnivores do it with meat
Meat is Mother
Fleisher's is Fleshier
Rub my ribs for luck
Lick my pig lips
Ham > Spam
Pigs dig grass
Rump a pump pump
What Would Bacon Do?
Lard is King
Love is Babyback
I Steak my reputation on it
I would love to Meat you, Rub You and Eat you
Shake your Rump then Smack it
Grass feed...It's dope
Butt, I love grass
Wrap my meat with meat
Feed your Meat Grass and watch it grow
Bacon...It strips for you
Pork is good for all the chitlins

Leave It To Cleaver

If God Had Wanted Us To Be Vegetarians, (S)He Wouldn't Have Made Cows of Meat (apologies to Flanders & Swann)

Ethically Raised,
Sinfully Delicious.

my ass is grass-fed

Only one degree of separation between you and Bacon
Natural Breasts are Bigger and Juicier
Flesh is the New Green
Love us tender
Health yourself to our Meat
Put our meat where your mouth is
Hormones make dirty meat
Friends let friends eat grass-fed
Will work for grass -fed meat
Fricken good chicken
Love our meat...long time
G- Fed , for the big O
naturally fed --enough said

Meat to please you

We don't have mad cows, just happy customers

Sir Loin:
No Miss Steak

Fresh meat good enough for a Tiger

Got Bacon

Don't listen to them...have a cow

butchers rule, writers drool

Fleischer's.
Good To The Last Chop.

Forget the others. Your beef is with us.

Oink if you love Fleischers.
We will, We will...Pork you.
Small Carbon Hoof prints for your tasting pleasure.
We graze them right.

Is that a Tenderloin or are you just happy to see me?

Rumpus Maximus

gobble like a chicken

eat like a pig

chew like a cow

Have a cow why don't ya

Heavy MEATal

Sweet Meat

Our meat sizzles

no grizzle fo shizle

JERKY

OUR TUBE STEAKS ARE BIGGER THAN YOURS

(M) E A T

equal marinates for all meat

Tail to Snout - Good Throughout

Vegetarian meat. Not an oxymoron.

Ok, Ok, so, sue me, disqualify me, I HAD to enter twice, being the outlaw that I am...whattaya gonna do, huh?;

FRONT:
I'm sort of a vegetarian.

BACK:
I only eat animals that are vegetarians.

Meat me local

Naturally Braised

Mmmm(eat)

All the meat that's fit to eat

Support Health care reform...eat meat

Love Me Tender
Fleishers Grass Fed Meats

Put Steak Here
(No Vampires Allowed)

this is more bumper sticker material but:

"Never trust a fat vegan"

Steaks...not just for vampires.

Pork Me
MEATtitude

Fee-Fi-Fo-Ham
Fleisher's: Busting Your Chops Since 1901
The Days of Swine & Roses are here...

You and Beef, I'm in love

those who are unwilling to break the rules occasionally do not care enough. i enlisted the help of friends whose compensation will be a nice slow cooked pork belly dinner for all if we win. i get the shirt

- from grass to grease
- Fleisher's meat, so clean you can eat off of it
- Fleisher's meat, redundancy in marketing
- Kingston, NY, the seat of healthy meat
- Sink you teeth into the belly of the best
- Looking for greener pastures? Fleisher's beef cattle found them
- Fleisher's, bog our bologna, choke our chicken, no matter what you do you can't beat our meat
- My porn name is sir loin
- Head Cheese
- Fleisher's, come on in, we'd love to meat you
- to much pork for just one fork
- head cheese, it's nothing to sneeze at
- bacon, so much more than just an ice cream flavor
- local butcher makes the cut

one meat, two meat, red meat, chew meat

Fleisher's-
Vegetarian Rehab or
(VA) vegetarians anonymous

Home of the Master Basters
Fleisher's- Converting Vegetarians one at a time. Praise Bacon.
Give your Grill a little Love.
I'm Roasted.