What Would You Do?
McSweeney's Internet Tendency has a silly item that riffs on the "What would you do for a Klondike Bar?" ad campaign: "Ethical Dilemmas Involving Klondike Bars." Example:
You operate an orphanage and your funding has just been slashed. Kids are now going without dessert. Your friend owns a grocery store and is willing to donate 500 Klondike bars to the orphans if you lie and tell the government that he donated 1,000. What would you do-o-o?
I was a little disappointed that there was no scenario involving a terrorist, his baby, a crowded stadium with a bomb planted in it, and a Klondike Bar. [via The Morning News; photograph: klondikebar.com]
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6 Comments:
I would disembowel a marmot for a klondike bar
redfish at 5:35PM on 10/01/09
I'm ashamed of what I did for a Klondike Bar.
aungeinphx at 5:50PM on 10/01/09
"Would you kill somebody? Huh? Would ya?"
I loves me some Family Guy.
annabanannas at 6:32PM on 10/01/09
Send me one to taste then I will make up my mind.
From Korea where no Klondike bar is available.
Dori OH at 2:21AM on 10/02/09
I know what I would do for a klondike bar all to well. The most memorable experience involved a trek through the Burmese jungle, a pinkie toe, and three pounds of raw garlic...
The Gourmand at 8:32AM on 10/02/09
Well, I haven't had one in a long time, but I guess the true answer is "eat a melting piece of ice cream covered in chocolate without utensils."
HeartofGlass at 10:40AM on 10/02/09