From Norwegian sketch comedy show Team Antonsen comes this atypical cooking segment demonstrating how to not make waffles. First, make sure gravity is working in your favor. If it's not, don't stand to the left of the chef. Watch the video after the jump.
Team Antonsen: Vaffel Oppskrift (2004)
My Norwegian friend who showed me this video said it doesn't matter if you don't understand Norwegian, although I suppose it couldn't hurt.