Video: Chocorotica
"What is the almost magical appeal of chocolate? There's something in chocolate that makes one want to have a lot," declares the narrator in this video. Which is sort of funny because, if you watch this video, all your current and future chocolate cravings will probably be destroyed. Extreme close ups of poorly styled chocolate really hit the message home that chocolate looks a lot like poop. Watch the video after the jump.
Chocorotica
[via Everything is Terrible, home to more questionable videos that you can't turn away from.]
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8 Comments:
I don't think anything grosses me out as much as long fingernails with stuff getting stuck/caked in them... chocolate included. Wanna barf.
djwackfriz at 12:42PM on 08/26/09
Long porn star fingernails plucking chips off the cake = fail. As does the vat of chocolate being molested by those hands!
juliebugsmama at 1:07PM on 08/26/09
Nothing is as sexy as a chocolate tennis racket... except maybe a chocolate tie.
Tia Kim at 2:05PM on 08/26/09
Cocolate covered:
Macademia clusters
Coffee beans
Peanut butter malt balls
Goji berries
Thanks to this video and a trip to Sprouts, I am now eating the above.
johndoughy at 5:04PM on 08/26/09
The choclate looks gray- like mud. Texture-- like poo.
And the long fakey fingernails- ack. Gross.
Do over.
CJ McD at 9:04PM on 08/26/09
You didn't need to share....
CJ McD at 9:06PM on 08/26/09
I was fine... until the pile of steaming brownies. ugh.
edibleJ at 9:58AM on 08/27/09
Wow, I've never said this before but I really do feel like I need to go wash my brain after that. It was just so... gross. Just nasty. Ugh. I love the skid mark left by that horrendous cake. And even the still of the nails made me want to look away. But I didn't. I was a fool :(
malice88alice at 4:58PM on 08/29/09