Tomatoes Are Evil

Tomato haters, unite: Tomatoesareevil.com is "dedicated to the belief that the humble tomato fruit is in fact EVIL." The website features a game where you can shoot tomatoes, facts that prove tomatoes' evil tendencies, tomato-free recipes, and more.
I'm not a big fan of tomatoes (many friends have make fun of me for my distaste), but that only applies to raw, unadulterated tomatoes. When cooked or mixed with other ingredients, I'm generally fine with them. Tomatoesareevil.com is for the extreme tomato haters who think tomatoes are the spawn of Satan. Do any of you fit in this category? [via The Presurfer]
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When I was a kid. But now I pick them off the vine and munch away! Viva la pomme d'amour!
Beanalicious1 at 7:32PM on 08/13/09
I'm with you on the raw tomatoes...I love tomato sauce, ketchup, pretty much anything with cooked tomatoes, but I can't stand them raw! I'm willing to admit that it might be that I've never had a good tomato, but how many do I have to try before I et the right one?
jennusf at 7:34PM on 08/13/09
If tomatoes are evil, then I want to be bad too.
L.O.V.E. them
CJ McD at 7:38PM on 08/13/09
I have a tenuous relationship with tomatoes. I always loved tomato based products as a kid (tomato sauce, ketchup) but could not stand to even be near an actual tomato. I refused to eat them in my sandwich, in my salad, on my burger - under no circumstances would I ever eat a raw tomato. Once I saw my friend snacking on a whole one, as if it were an apple, I nearly gagged right there. But as I grew into adulthood, I began slowly allowing tomatoes in certain forms into my dishes. I found I love cooked tomatoes in my omelets, and in my pasta. I realized a thin slice of tomato in my sandwich isn't the worst thing. Mostly I allowed it for its health benefits. I never requested tomato but if my sandwich came with some, I'd allow it to stay whereas when I was a kid, I'd pick it out. Then I realized, how much I loved home made salsa. Store bought salsa in a jar is basically ketchup, but real salsa is just mostly chopped up tomato! And I was amazed to see that I liked it! Things started changing. Now I find that I can eat - and sometimes love raw tomatoes. The other day I ate a slice of tomato with pesto spread on it. I actualy called my tomato-loving friend to tell her . She congratulated me. She was so proud.
I still would never eat a tomato like an apple. *shudder*
LHSK12 at 7:42PM on 08/13/09
Here it is...I am evil. There it is.
My father however is not Satan but he is a republican, go figure.
Those who do not like ripe tomatoes have never had a good one and do not know how to eat them. For fresh tomato eater beginners slice and salt them and let them get to room temp and weep some water.
Best fresh tomato encounter is on some fresh bread with salt, pepper and Hellman's mayo.
Also I make a great fatoush like salad with cukes and tomatoes and feta cheese that is the best stuff ever.
As self appointed board matron of tomatoes I declare tomatoes a miracle of God. Also Happy Birthday Chelley!!!!
JerzeeTomato at 7:55PM on 08/13/09
I credit Ruby Tuesdays (I KNOW) for opening the door to tomatoes (raw) for me. On a very emotionally bad day, I ate a burger there and they had Roma tomatoes on them that were incredibally ripe and flavorful and I did not have the strength to remove them. Awesome! No more ketchup for me, although I am choosy about the tomatoes...no 'mato is better than bad 'mato.
Cary at 8:18PM on 08/13/09
I am the devil.
happyeats at 8:26PM on 08/13/09
First the late blight and now this? Way to kick tomatoes while they're down, 'Boppy. >:-(
Adam Kuban at 8:33PM on 08/13/09
Cooked in sauce, prepared as a condiment, it's tough not to love the tomato. If you don't love them raw I'm hoping it's just because you haven't had a good one, but tomatoes are one of the ten ingredients I couldn't possibly do without.
schmonsequences at 9:04PM on 08/13/09
I can't understand tomato hate. I love tomatoes in any form!
I would join a cantaloupe haters group though! Yuck!
watchforbears at 10:01PM on 08/13/09
The only thing I hate more than tomatoes is the attitude I get about from people. I don't make a big deal of them, I just avoid them and carry on. But every family meal has some snide comment about how this would be better with tomatoes but, oh, they had to make the salad differently because Kev doesn't like tomatoes. To which I say, just make the salad the way you want, I'll deal with the tomatoes on my plate.
Or even worse, my coworkers who feel the need to make a comment about it at every opportunity. Staff lunch? "Hey Kev, we ordered nothing but tomato sandwiches!" It just doesn't stop. It gets really old, really fast. "How could you not like tomatoes?" they say. Because I don't enjoy them, isn't there anything YOU don't like?
It kind of slowed down after I said to one co-worker, "I don't have to take this from a guy who doesn't drink coffee"
kevster at 10:07PM on 08/13/09
My people! I'm totally in the "any form but raw" crowd. And the reality is, I'm never going to find the "right tomato" to bring me around, because it's not a flavor issue for me. It's all about texture. Those horrible seeds, and that awful slime that surrounds them will kill even the most perfect ripe flavorful tomato.
And Kev, I'm with you - I have no problem just picking them off a salad (or eating around them), and as long as *I* am not making a big deal about it, I don't see why anyone else feels the need to.
trillian42 at 10:12PM on 08/13/09
Pretty much any form of tomato except raw group here too. Though I love pico de gallo.
@watchforbears - LOVE cantaloupe though.
lexophile at 10:25PM on 08/13/09
I won't eat raw ones. I can detect a piece of raw tomato no bigger than my pinkie fingernail mixed into a burrito, and it's really vile. When I was a kid, McDonald's won my heart strictly because the Quarter Pounder didn't come with tomato, so I had the luxury of not dissecting a hamburger before eating it.
Sun-dried tomatoes are a favorite of mine; I eat them like candy. Tomato sauces are fine, broiled tomatoes are fabulous, it's just the raw ones.
And, yes, I actually HAVE tried wonderfully ripe fresh-from-the-garden tomatoes. They are disgusting.
Sapphire at 11:04PM on 08/13/09
I'm fine with cooked tomatoes, even finely chopped raw ones like in salsa or bruschetta, but a sliced tomato in a salad or sandwich or burger.. no thanks. Just something about the texture and acidity (maybe mixed with lettuce?).. I've never liked it and I've had some very high quality tomatoes (I'm from Jersey).
DanielJ at 11:29PM on 08/13/09
I wouldn't eat a tomato until I was 18. Now, I can't get enough of them.
mrbadideasdotcom at 12:22AM on 08/14/09
You have to get to know your tomato. You have to hold it in your hand caress it. Find out if it is ready. When it is ready you can feel it. It just needs you to handle it gently. Prepare it properly. Serve it with tender loving care. It wants you to like it. It has been waiting for you.
Winks :p
JerzeeTomato at 12:52AM on 08/14/09
For lots of people it must be not having had a fresh tomato. I grow a dozen varieties every year, but have come to prefer sun golds, little fruity tangerine cherries that are so sweet it's like eating candy to sit down with a bowl of them (or eat them off the vine, which I'm usually doing). Big Boys have a wonderful aroma to go along with the great flavor. Any of the "pink" tomatoes, like brandywine, brandyboy, rose, or pruden's purple are wonderfully sweet and balanced, with much less acid. But all these fresh tomatoes are pretty "mushy" compared to the rock hard romas we get in the store in winter.
I wonder how you tomato haters feel about the aroma of the tomato plant? I find it incredibly intoxicating, and can't wait til my little seedlings are just big enough to brush against to get that smell. Harold McGee has been cooking with tomato leaves. I bet if you don't like that smell you don't like fresh tomatoes either.
lemonfair at 6:02AM on 08/14/09
I was always taught to be tolerant of all differing ideas ,nationalities ,skin colors and religions but if you don't like tomatoes you're a freekin communist SOB.
jfitz at 6:39AM on 08/14/09
I don't think tomatoes are evil, but, except for fresh salsa(which has plenty of help for the red guy), I'm not convinced they're a positive force in the world. If my burger comes with a slice, I'll eat it as punishment for having the burger in the first place. Now if y'all want to speak of true evil, let's discuss MAYO!!
beersnob at 7:57AM on 08/14/09
I just don't like the texture. Sauces are fine but I don't like them raw or chunky.
bobbob at 8:07AM on 08/14/09
Love 'em. However..
All my ex-boyfriends have been tomato haters. Does that mean I'm a tomato-hater-lover?
Halp!
Food Monstar at 8:57AM on 08/14/09
@lemonfair: I'm one of those people who dislikes the smell of tomatoes. >_< And I've tried good, farmers' market fresh tomatoes before...there is no hope for me!
Robyn Lee at 8:58AM on 08/14/09
I am so glad to see that I'm not alone! I will eat them in things (like sauces, etc) but I think raw tomatoes are just gross. I get those weird looks like "how can you be a foodie, be part Italian, and hate tomatoes" Well, I just do. The only time I have ever enjoyed a raw tomato was in Rome, when it was topped with fresh mozzarella and basil. It was just that one time, and I still have issues over enjoying it. I really don't like ketchup either, though if you add a little hot sauce to it, it can occasionally be used for french fries and pasties.
@beersnob, agreed that MAYO is the true evil! Ick, ick, ick.
meem21 at 9:19AM on 08/14/09
All right, all you tomato haters (who like sun dried, ketchup, tomato sauce, cooked tomatoes, tomatoes in chili....)
Is it that you hate tomatoes (the bland, yuckky, hard tomatoes of winter) or the amazingly sweet, juicy, ripe, tender, lucious tomatoes of summer?
CJ McD at 12:15PM on 08/14/09
I'm with CJ McD here; send me straight to hell with an arm fullofem!!
I can't imagine my life without raw tomatoes, tomato sauces, V8, caesar cocktails, bloody mary's, stuffed tomatos, salsa...
@ food monstar hahah thats so funny! I'm a Ketchup hater and all my ex's are ketchup-lovers. To me: ketchup isn't even made from tomatos!
To the tomato haters:
Keep hating them, more for me! :D
hungrychristel at 12:19PM on 08/14/09
I am part of the evil empire of fresh tomato lovers. Always have been, always will be. Even my loved ones are part of the group. My son is the ketchup freak, though I am always wondering if ketchup really is made from tomatoes. Nothing like a good fresh 'mater sandwich.
queenbleu at 12:41PM on 08/14/09
I love tomatoes in any form, raw or cooked. In fact, I've been known to eat whole tomatoes like apples and eat pre-made spaghetti sauce with a spoon right out of the jar.
In my opinion, here's the best way to enjoy tomato. Take two thick slices of good white bread and drizzle them with balsamic vinaigrette, sprinkle with oregano, then top with slices of tomato and fresh mozzarella. Mmmm...yummy sandwich.
sandn8r9 at 1:46PM on 08/14/09
I have tried and tried and tried to like tomatoes, and I have made some headway, but for the most part I really dislike them. Growing up we always had a garden with at least 3 different types of tomatoes and my entire family would pick the cherry tomatoes and eat them like the were popcorn. All except poor, weird, one of these things is not like the other me. I hated the way they tasted and I still gag when my father devours an entire bowl of those. I don't really like tomato sauce, ketchup or pizza. If I have a pizza with a ton of sauce on it, I'll peel back the cheese and toppings and scrape it off with a napkin or knife. But as I said above I've gotten better, I've grown to love fresh salsa and once in a while I'll even eat a blt with a thicker sliced tomato instead of a paper thin slice.
Martini Me at 3:09PM on 08/14/09
I'm like smaller tomatoes, like cherry ones. The bigger ones are more water than flavor in my book. On a side note, tomatoes can actually kill. They even made a documentary about it.
kaares at 9:30AM on 08/15/09
I hated them until I grew them myself. Now I can't eat enough of them. Raw, off the vine, still warm from the sun....
FoodieSearching at 9:16PM on 08/15/09
I like heirloom tomatoes the best because they are weird, more colorful and odd shaped- like me! Now, I have to save my 2 month old daughter from my tomato-hating husband before he corrupts her!
CA Wine Chick at 7:26PM on 08/16/09
My mother couldn't do tomatoes, raw or cooked. She said they gave her terrible heartburn. Thank goodness that gene isn't hereditary!
Tomato sandwiches made exactly the way jerzeetomato says--heaven, pure and simple. Panzanella--isn't that Italian for "yum, it's so good"?
And one of the most beautiful things to gaze at and to eat is a chunky salsa fresca made with light green tomatillos, dark green cilantro, white garlic and onions, and diced red, orange and yellow cherry and plum tomatoes--the color combination is gorgeous and the cherry tomatoes lend a touch of sweetness that you normally don't taste in a salsa. We just think it's the bomb.
These are the varieties I grew this year: Green Zebra, Lemon Boy, Early Girl, Roma (reds and yellows), Sun Gold, Porterhouse, Oregon Spring and Italian Ice.
My oldest son, when he was little, would eat so many tomatoes from the garden that he'd. . .let's just say he'd poop tomato sauce. (He will not, and never has, eaten mashed potatoes.) He can't grow tomatoes because he's got a yellow-plum tree that shades his small back yard, so we trade.
Two granddaughters and one grandson don't do tomatoes. . .yet. I don't say anything to them. They'll come around eventually. If they know what's good for them.
betteirene at 2:07AM on 08/17/09
Every year, somebody says "Oh, you've just never tried a fresh, ripe beautiful tomato from my garden"
"Oh, yes I have. I try a piece of one every summer due to the intense pressure from people who insist I've never tried a fresh, ripe beautiful tomato from their garden."
"Well, try this one" they say.
So I try it.
"This would be delightful," I say, "if it was mashed up with ground beef, peppers, and a lot of spices and poured over spaghetti. But the ratio of tomato to other ingredients must be such that the tomato provides moisture but is otherwise undetectable."
kevster at 9:38PM on 08/17/09
If you ever get the opportunity to eat a perfectly ripe organic, heirloom tomato, specifically the small yellow types, all of you haters will instantly change your minds. It tastes like fruit and candy; and who doesn't like that? Pair it with fresh basil leaves, good-quality mozzerella, good-quality balsamic vinegar, 100% Italian olive extra virgin olive oil, kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper for a treat that will wow your mind.
Tomatoes are as diverse as people in the world yet the majority of us are only exposed to the bland, horrid supermarket types. My suggestion is to stop complaining and get out there to expand your culinary viewpoints.
ChefR0bert at 10:09AM on 08/19/09
@ChefR0bert I've heard that before. I've risen to the challenge. Still don't like tomatoes. Unless, of course, as you suggest, the flavour of the tomato is obliterated by other ingredients.
But, as a person who has no taste for tomatoes, I've noticed that it does deeply offend people who do like them. So much so, that it doesn't matter that I make myself prepare something I've never tried before at least once a week, that I can suggest menu ideas and substitutions that make the neighbours say "wow", that guests never leave my table without a new food experience, that I've tried witchetty grubs; No, simply because I don't care for tomatoes, I need to "stop complaining and get out there to expand my culinary viewpoints".
kevster at 12:57PM on 10/14/09
It doesn't offend me that you don't like them, rather I am humoured that so many people think the same way as you. It is truly a matter of knowledge. For instance, a few years ago I abhored tequila. I tasted Patron and all the other popular bar tequilas that were supposedly better than Jose Cuervo and Sauza and I still didn't like it. When I delved into the brands that most people were not familiar with, I discovered there was a whole other world out there. These traditional yet unpopular brands had so much flavor it was shocking. It's the same with tomatoes. When all you're used to tasting is vegetal, bitter, bland, watery, herbal tomatoey flavors you are completely shocked when you first bite into a tomato that tastes like candy.
ChefR0bert at 3:31PM on 10/21/09