Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool

The Homo Sapiens Caveman Kitchen Tool (also known as a stone club) from ThinkGeek will elevate your kitchen to the highest of culinary standards. This sandstone tool can be used to sharpen knives, grate garlic, and tenderize meat. It's even dishwasher safe—something cavemen would've appreciated during those heady Paleolithic times if they had had dishwashers. It's all yours for $39.99. [via ColdMud]
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4 Comments:
Just what one needs in their kitchen...a $40 piece of shit.....opppsss...I mean a $40 rock.
onepercent99 at 4:48PM on 07/15/09
Is that a space invaders chopping block I see???? if so, where? and how much??
dennisharvey at 10:58PM on 07/15/09
@dennisharvey: Good eye; I didn't even notice that! You can buy it at ThinkGeek.
roboppy at 11:07PM on 07/15/09
Sweet! $40 for half of a mortar and pestle! And I really don't want to use that thing to sharpen my good kitchen knives, I'm too fond of having 10 working fingers. But it is dishwasher safe.....
jboylan at 7:14PM on 07/16/09