Paula Deen's Food Lover's Cruise Set for January 2010
Heeeey y'all!! It's time for midnight buffets at sea with Paula Deen, her husband Michael and two sons, Bobby and Jamie. Yes, you can travel with the whole darn family to the Western Caribbean from January 24 to 31, 2010. According to the Alice Travel website:
Life doesn't come with guarantees but holidays should. This winter-busting cruise with Paula Deen is sure to be a Wow of a trip...Celebrity's brand-new Solstice is the perfect ship for this culinary adventure; bright and spacious, fabulous entertainment, and multiple restaurant venues to choose from.
To stay alone in the "Sky Suite," it's $6338, but don't worry, everyone gets an individual photo with Paula (you know those priceless ones before everyone boards and is still pasty white). Other cruise activities include the optional shore excursions hosted by the Deen family. Or if you'd rather stay stationary, she also has vacation rentals on Tybee Island, Georgia. And, wait for it, it's called the "Y'all Come Inn."
Related: Paula Deen is Trying to Kill Us, Parts 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6
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"Celebrity's brand-new Solstice is the perfect ship for this culinary adventure; bright and spacious, fabulous entertainment, and engines that run on butter"
Adam Kuban at 6:49PM on 06/02/09
Hmmm this may be just the thing I need to gain that weight. of course I'll get up to the proper weight and die of heart disease within a week of each other ;-)
huneybumper at 6:53PM on 06/02/09
her restaurant sucked - i can imagine how wonderful this project is going to be.... good luck paula - don't fall in, because, honey, you're gonna sink to de bottom, hehehe..... all dat butt-ah!
pooch at 7:01PM on 06/02/09
Or you could just stay home, not watch her show, and save lots of money and dignity. You decide.
smallkitchen at 7:12PM on 06/02/09
I certainly don't have the money to go on this cruise and if I did, I wouldn't. That being said, there's a piece of me that wants to go just for the people watching. Can you imagine the kinds of folks that would spend that much money to go on a Paula Deen cruise? It'd be better than walking around Venice Beach.
PumpkinBear at 9:05PM on 06/02/09
If an iceberg sank the Titanic, what happens when the cruise ship is populated with people as big as icebergs? There is no way this is going to end well...
Truff at 9:43PM on 06/02/09
Didn't anyone's mother ever tell them that if you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all? I'm sure there are perfectly lovely people that really enjoy Paula Deen. And just because some of you out there have no respect for others, why do you feel the need to drag her down to your low level? I just don't get it. Be nice!
banananne at 10:11PM on 06/02/09
How lovely.
Pay a large amount of money to see a famous person.
Yay.
Calling all rich people - Calling all rich people. Step right up and enjoy the ride!
paris221966 at 12:18AM on 06/03/09
I agree with many of the above post, however, the price that is quoted in the original post is for the "Sky Suite" for One. Thats the most expensive cabin available, I believe. So, normal people cabins probably are in the $999 range when shared with another, probably. Cheap cruise. Put Paula aside and you still have 7 days of warmth and sunshine during a normal cold and ugly time of the year in half of the country.
Kwdavis421 at 6:58AM on 06/03/09
I think it sounds fun. Especially if I happened to find myself lounging on a chaise next to the unmarried Deen brother...
juliebugsmama at 7:20AM on 06/03/09
Folks, that there ship might be capsized, or it might even get hulled, but it ain't gonna sink on this cruise. There's just no way it can. Butter bellies float.
Grumpy Old Man at 9:01AM on 06/03/09
@banananne - i agree with you -- but i also feel that when a famous person uses their position and then doesn't deliver on the goods..... well, then it's open season. there are a lot of people who don't have a lot of money out there these days and don't need to get ripped off.
pooch at 9:04AM on 06/03/09
Man, I think we need to cut the Paula-hating. I friggin' love Paula Deen and her wacky country-fried antics.
GumdropMenace at 4:28PM on 06/03/09
I guess the writer of this post assumes only people with white or pale skin would be interested in this cruise. I could never look "white" at the beginning or end of a cruise. While I'm perfectly happy with my skin color, I see a problem in assuming everyone on a cruise or this particular cruise is White.
alesbica at 12:59PM on 06/04/09
Goodness some of you people are just plain mean. Just because someone likes to cook doesn't mean that they are obese. It actually sounds more like jealousy which is an ugly facet to someone's personality. If you don't like where you are in life then do something to change it don't beat on others it only makes you look small. I am not fat but I would rather be fat than mean.
debmeister116 at 4:27PM on 08/19/09