Sign Promotes Trading Children for Doughnuts

Photograph from gordmckenna on Flickr
Breaking with the tradition of signs reading "Warning: Unattended Children Will Be Sold to the Circus" or "Given a Cappuccino and a Free Puppy," we see a sign that implies a profit on the finder of any lost children. Because, while you may get money from selling a child to the circus, money is no match for a few good doughnuts. [via Unique Daily]
Note: Serious Eats does not condone black market trades of children for doughnuts. Or any black market trade, for that matter.
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3 Comments:
Hey, I'd trade my kid for a doughnut! ; )
arm1970 at 3:22PM on 06/02/09
Well, only for a cream-filled kind...
Does this mean that surly adolescents can be traded for doughnut holes?
HeartofGlass at 8:19PM on 06/02/09
I have 2 sons who are almost grown - does that mean I can get 2 cinamon rolls? lol
Lvn4life at 9:36AM on 06/03/09