Remember Vince? After his ShamWow! fame, he pitched the Slap Chop, a life-changing thingamabob that chops, minces, and dices in seconds. Now his infomercial has been tricked out, and would make great background noise for a spin or aerobics class. The video after the jump.

Rap Chop, the Remixed Slap Chop Infomercial

If you find Vince a little creepy, keep those intuitions. In February, he was arrested on a felony battery charge after a violent confrontation with a prostitute in his South Beach hotel room.