Serious Eats
Bacon and Egg Jellyfish Plushie
Denise Ferguson has many cute food-related crocheted plushies (known as amigurumi) under her belt, but her bacon and egg jellyfish is one of the best/weirdest food plushies I've ever seen.
Her other breakfast mutants include toast with bacon arms and Uber Creepy Breakfast Monster.
You can buy her creations at Etsy. [via Found Shit and Knithacker]