Place Setting from Hell

This illustration by Natalie Dee is an accurate representation of how I feel when faced with a confusingly elaborate place setting. I can already sense the mocking from my dining partners for my unfamiliarity with bread screws.
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9 Comments:
Where's the finger bowl?
buffy at 3:21PM on 04/29/09
I love Natalie Dee!!
luxie at 4:26PM on 04/29/09
I totally use my spoonless spoon all the time. Yup.
VerySmallAnna at 4:35PM on 04/29/09
Don't forget the "fish knife," which Ms. Dee would probably show as fish-shaped!
Lorenzo at 7:12PM on 04/29/09
Bread screw?!
hungryhungryhippo at 7:23PM on 04/29/09
This is brilliant.
Likeswords at 9:14PM on 04/30/09
I love this drawing, but in fairness, what's so confusing about fancy place settings? Doesn't everyone know by now that you just use utensils from the outside in?
esmesbell at 10:58AM on 05/01/09
@esmesbell: I almost never eat at restaurants with fancy place settings, so..yes, it can be confusing for me. :\
roboppy at 11:00AM on 05/01/09
!roboppy: Me neither, but in case we ever do, that's how it works :)
esmesbell at 11:08AM on 05/01/09