Patrick Swayze Microwave
It's not so far-fetched. George Foreman and Mr. T both have weird-ass branded products. Why not a Patrick Swayze microwave?
The jokers at Grocery Eats have mocked up what such an appliance might look like.
The power knob references Swayze's roles over the years, going from lowest to highest in terms of character badassitude—Vida (To Wong Foo ...; low power), Johnny (Dirty Dancing), Sam (Ghost), Dalton (Roadhouse), Bodhi (Point Break; high power).
What, no Jed Eckert?
Also, when it trips your circuit breaker, you can blame Jim Cunningham.
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3 Comments:
I'll have to swap my Keanu Reeves Microwave out for this - it turns out everything half baked.
JudgeFudge at 4:10PM on 04/06/09
Nobody puts my kashi frozen entree in the corner!
HAHAH!
Patrick Swayze forever!
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thatjamiegirl8 at 4:22PM on 04/06/09
I dunno, I would have put Vida as the high power setting....
chanterelle at 8:33PM on 04/06/09