Meat Cards: Business Cards Made of Beef Jerky

We start with 100% beef jerky, and SEAR your contact information into it with a 150 WATT CO2 LASER.
Screw die-cutting. Forget about foil, popups, or UV spot lamination. THESE business cards have two ingredients: MEAT AND LASERS.
As TK Baltimore points out, "OK, but if you eat it, doesn't that defeat the purpose?" [via Boing Boing]
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12 Comments:
Hey, I'd rather have people eat my business cards than throw them away.
emgroff at 11:02AM on 04/24/09
Awesome. But your billfold would smell like meat and your risk of dog attack would go up like a thousand fold.
Laurel E at 11:21AM on 04/24/09
Cause nothing says class like handing a person a piece of beef jerkey with your name on it ....
redfish at 2:20PM on 04/24/09
SOLD!
iheartjerky at 2:41PM on 04/24/09
i love it! and am also now REALLY hungry for some jerky...
gastronomeg at 3:49PM on 04/24/09
Talk about being attacked by dogs if you carry these around wherever you go...
Chew on That at 6:24PM on 04/24/09
mmmmm, meaty!
redhead at 12:53PM on 04/25/09
OMG These rock
philadooklyn at 7:11PM on 05/02/09
I would order some but I know on those long events I would end up eatting the little guys instead of handing them out. . .
Chef Colin at 4:44PM on 05/03/09
My office smeels like maple syrup thanks to someone's breakfast and now I want beef jerky. Thanks serious eats! Hmmm... any thoughs on where to get the best beef jerky?
beresh at 12:16PM on 05/04/09
My husband will love this - his father is a cattle rancher, too! And forget "dog attacks," you'll have dogs sitting at your feet awaiting a bite. Of jerky, that is.
tdl1501 at 1:08PM on 05/04/09
VENISON Jerky !
shipwreck at 2:40PM on 05/05/09