If you missed it on Friday, Late Night with Jimmy Fallon invented a new dubious sport—noncompetitive eating:
It's time to do away with competition and selfishness. It's time to stop competing with our fellow eaters and start feeding them instead. That's why tonight we're proud to introduce a brand new sport, the sport of noncompetitive eating. We've got some great gurgitators here tonight. Let's welcome our first two competitors, ladies and gentlemen, the one and only Crazy Legs Conti and the great Tim "Eater X" Janus.
How does noncompetitive eating work? Eaters have to feed each other.
In the first bit, Conti and Janus go at it with hot dogs. In a second bit, it becomes a three-way, with Eric "Badlands" Booker, Eric "Steakbellie" Livingston, and Micah "Wing Kong" Collins feeding each other hard-boiled eggs, inspired by the famous egg scene in Cool Hand Luke. [The video, after the jump.]