'The Chopping Block': Do We Really Need Another Cooking Competition Show?
Like a dutiful serious eater I watched the first episode of The Chopping Block, the new cooking competition show hosted by the famously tempestuous British chef Marco Pierre White. In their attempt to suck us in the producers pulled out the all too familiar bag of reality show tricks: internal team squabbles; heart-string-tugging family situations; heated arguments (replete with multiple bleeps) between contestants; secret visits to the competing restaurants by a critic (my friend Corby Kummer); and surprisingly tame, downright empathetic pronouncements by former enfant terrible White.
And you know what? In the end I didn't end up caring about any of them. I just didn't buy into the whole thing. I know Marco Pierre White is supposed to be this galvanizing, charismatic presence, but I just wasn't feeling him last night. Does that make me a heartless, jaded serious eater with a rotten food television palate? I don't think so. It may be that that the hard drive that is my brain has no more room for any additional cooking competition shows.
What say you, serious eaters? Do you have room on your personal hard drive for The Chopping Block?
Related: In Videos: Marco Pierre White on the 'Today' Show Explains 'Chopping Block' Premiere
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37 Comments:
Only if Padma makes frequent guests appearance...yes, I have a girl crush.
healthygirl78 at 12:16PM on 03/12/09
I didn't watch this one...so I can't directly comment on it. I have read MPW's book "Devil in the Kitchen" and found that to be a pretty good read.
I'm a comm major...I like some reality tv...for whatever reason, I find Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares to be entertaining programs. Ramsey is an interesting fellow (who actually worked for MPW back in the day...but they had a falling out, which is probably MPW's fault). I don't consider those shows to be accurate when it comes to kitchens or restaurants. I just find the shows entertaining in a train-wreck sort of way.
I watch Top Chef mainly cause of Alton. The techniques used by the chefs are occasionally interesting, but it's mostly just utilizing a bunch of "uni-taskers" as it were.
I don't really enjoy Top Chef, The Next Food Network Star, etc. They feel like serious put-ons to me. I get pretty much nothing from the cooking segments. If I wanted stupid drama, I'd prefer something more ridiculous like Real World or The Hills (sue me).
So, in summary, I can't think of reality tv cooking show that ads anything for me from a culinary standpoint. If I want to see good food/recipes/food debate/etc, I'd rather come to SE (or whatever food blog/site I go to) and go at my own leisure. From there, it comes down to entertainment. Some have it...some don't. The show structure doesn't inherently impart it.
But I guess that's just me.
lawofmurphy at 12:17PM on 03/12/09
I didn't catch all of it, but I did enjoy what I saw. I'm willing to give it some time to develop. The hard thing is that the first few episodes of any competition always suck. Mostly because the food always seems subpar and we don't know the characters yet.
It helps that there's not much competition in its current time slot.
jaschang at 12:18PM on 03/12/09
It was just ok. Better than Ramsay progams, not as good as Top Chef. If I remember, I'll give it another try next week.
Kerosena at 12:18PM on 03/12/09
I love Top Chef, but can only catch it at friends and relatives places, because I don't have cable.
I checked out The Chopping Block, and enjoyed it less than Top Chef, but way more than Hell's Kitchen. It has a higher production value, and Marco is less sensational than Ramsey, and he seems more connected to the craft of cooking.
So, for those without cable, I think this is a fine addition to the t.v. week.
That being said, I wish that this show focssed more on the actual cooking...
JudgeFudge at 12:27PM on 03/12/09
I liked it!
Markbb at 12:30PM on 03/12/09
"Do We Really Need Another Cooking Competition Show?" Um, no.
BrianPrestonCampbell at 12:38PM on 03/12/09
It was ok...I like Last Restaurant Standing on BBC much better, so far...Although I can't wait to see Jeffrey Steingarten next week...LOVE HIM...
sammie at 12:43PM on 03/12/09
I'll watch another reality show as soon as the world comes to an agreement to stop calling them reality shows.
As soon as you decide how you're going to bend the light through a lens, you've altered reality. And I know a lot of the interaction is unscripted, but then it's edited. As a video editor, I can assure you that the final product bears as much relationship to the original participant interaction, as a Taco Bell Gordito Crunch does to an aurochs.
kevster at 12:47PM on 03/12/09
i'm only watching because i was on one of the episodes with my friend, but i don't even know when thats airing, so i'll have to watch every episode until then and by then i'll probably just have to watch it until the end.
korovka at 1:34PM on 03/12/09
I watched it and was somewhat entertained. I would have preferred to see more of MPW and, as is my complaint with most of these cooking "reality" shows, more of the actual cooking/food! I'm less interested in the personal stories/squabbling of the contestants than I am in the food they cook.
Also, I thought a few of the show's stunts were just silly. 24 hours to set/prep a restaurant? Come on. I miss real cooking shows like Julia had back in the day. Would love to see one of those with MPW.
StripeyChef at 1:50PM on 03/12/09
I liked it. I find Marco Pierre White quite interesting. And, you have to admit, the show did have some serious food porn going on.
aungeinphx at 1:50PM on 03/12/09
I just got into Top Chef during the last few episodes of this past season, so I watched The Chopping Block to try to combat my withdrawl. It was okay, but I doubt I'll watch it again. As others here have noted, it didn't focus much on the food. The contestants didn't offer much insight during their interview time. Mostly they recapped what we'd already seen onscreen, and with a few exceptions, we didn't get any background on them.
I found the show pretty heavy handed, overall -- MPW's commentary was so melodramatic (he has a "moral imperative" to eliminate the right team? Whatever, dude.) and the graphics were a bit too slick. Plus, we didn't really need to see the salamander thing fall off the wall and the oven glass break TWICE. The repetition just emphasized that the incident was staged for dramatic effect.
CandyBean at 2:02PM on 03/12/09
Recipe for disastor: Take a pinch of Survivor, throw in a handful of Biggest Loser, deglaze the pan with a splash of Iron Chef, then move to an oven with a sprinkling of Top Chef, serve with a garnish of Hell's Kitchen, and voila, there you have it; overworked television mud. Yuck!
chefrobare at 2:32PM on 03/12/09
Well let me start by saying I couldnt wait for it to air just because of the MPW factor, this man is incredible his show in England was great as compared to the incredibly annoying Ramsay . Oh and what a boost for US Foods wow , you know Sysco is looking to get some show somewhere now. As for the show I really didnt feel Marco should have let the couple that bowed out go! He should have said no you stay you signed up for this and you will see it through! As for the raw chicken serving chef and the arrogant pinhead of a brother who just wants to plug his familys failed restaurant they should have hit the bricks. I guess it went that way for the shows sake and the now ensuing fued among the black team. I hope black mama kicks his ass. She was totaly disrespected by the 20 minute shmoozer. All in all I will watch next week to see what happens but mostly just to see Marco talk and just to come really away with his insight on culinary which I live and breathe. Oh and on the stories that thses people are doing this for thier kids or for thier Mother B.S. If I was there it would only to be to please and satisfy MYSELF and to see the faces of those whom I prepared MY FOOD for. if youre not in it like that you will fail!!! Take care foodies.
Manaeguy at 2:44PM on 03/12/09
I wanted to like this show but simply couldn't bring myself to it. The contestants were boring and I found myself wondering why they kept interviewing death every time Marco Pierre White was onscreen. It showed very little cooking and serving happening by anybody.
I doubt I'll pull myself in front of the television next week to watch. I can't stand Jeffrey Steingarten. His look and personality remind me too much of a Smithfield ham.
ccooper at 3:05PM on 03/12/09
I would agree that I was somewhat entertained, but only somewhat. I have a feeling that as the show goes on and douches like Xan and Flan and Than get kicked off, it'll start to pick up.
DanielJ at 3:26PM on 03/12/09
No, thank you.
dhorst at 3:34PM on 03/12/09
I still don't know what to make of Marco. This may take a show or two more to decide. But I love Gordon Ramsay, after seeing the F Word re-runs, I can appreciate him so much more. Marco seems TOO pompous.
And Jeffrey Steingarten is to food television what Jabba the Hut was to Star Wars! And watching either of them eat brings about the same reaction in my household.
beegmeister at 3:40PM on 03/12/09
It was terrible.
alice01 at 4:26PM on 03/12/09
I love documentary tv, and game shows. The problem with a lot of reality tv is that it tries not to fit in either of those categories. British Kitchen Nightmares was good because it was a documentary and Ramsay was just a character. US Kitchen Nightmares is garbage because it is bad documentary, trying to excuse itself by identifying as "reality tv".
Survivor succeeded because, in part, nobody knew or cared who the hell Jeff Probst was, even if they watched Rock and Roll Jeopardy a million times. The show became about the contestants and their subtle and not so subtle interactions. Once you put MPW in there, how am I supposed to care about these contestant nobodies? Tom Colicchio isn't on Top Chef enough to overshadow the characters early on.
Another thing going for Top Chef is that the contestants are more interesting to begin with. I sort of believe they could actually run a restaurant, and the question is just who could run it best. Shows like the Chopping Block, and Hell's Kitchen rely on fake tension built by the possibility of outright failure. Will these goons make a good restaurant, or fall flat on their face. No room for subtlety on network tv. The problem is that to create the possibility of failure requires sub-prime contestants. They don't air amateur baseball on national tv because professional is so much better.
drastic at 5:43PM on 03/12/09
Watched it. Meh. I won't put it on my Tivo list, but may watch it if nothing else is on and I'm bored.
I love Top Chef, and I actually like Chopped, the Food Network show. Chopped pits 4 chefs in a battle, eliminating them one at a time, and it is done in one episode. Next week, 4 new chefs. No serial drama there. It is gimmicky, but the chefs come up with some pretty creative dishes in a short time.
Remander at 6:24PM on 03/12/09
No, we do not need another one of these shows, and we darn sure don't need one on a major network during primetime. It's time these so called reality shows go the way of the Dodo Bird.
Raiders757 at 7:35PM on 03/12/09
I hate "reality TV" (and that term, for the association with garbage TV). But I obviously like food and its preparation and thats why I have this site bookmarked.
That said, I watched The Chopping Block last night, and I liked it. For one thing, Marco Pierre White is someone who isn't (yet) overexposed, so that is a mark in its favor. Secondly, the contestants on this first episode did not strike me as being nearly as obsequious or slimy as those on Top Chef, Hells Kitchen or most of the other competition shows. That bowing and scraping crap from people that are supposed to be adults is, for me, a major turn off.
I can easily give up Hells Kitchen (and switched to CSI halfway through last week because I just got tired of Ramsays same old nonsense) - and substitute The Chopping Block.
chanterelle at 9:10PM on 03/12/09
i felt the same way but, i will watch again next week to see if it gets any better. cheers!
merlot at 9:55PM on 03/12/09
Marco Pierre White is the douchebag qua douchebag...
Truff at 10:02PM on 03/12/09
We need more reality cooking shows like old Top Chef seasons. More cooking, less drama. There are people like me, that wants to watch anything but drama. Save the drama fo yo mama!
eviliciouz at 10:32PM on 03/12/09
Extremely well shot from a technical (TV) point of view. Nicely done title sequences and well edited, too.
It may have been just so-so in terms of food reality tv shows but I liked watching MPW do his thing. (and he's allowed to be more attractive than GR, more charismatic and personal). I kept flashing back to the conversation Bourdain had with him on his show and felt that he was still the same person. Nice clothes, too. Someone should do some major repair work on his hair though.
If there is a problem with the show, it's that MPW is the most interesting person on it. Next would be the critics and lastly the contestants.
swaisman at 11:47PM on 03/12/09
Finally watched it, and best thing about it was MPW. Watch his version of Hell's Kitchen UK if you want to see what a interesting and yet reasonable person he is. You only catch bits of him on the show between the awful USA Realtity TV editing. It was even worse than the USA Biggest Loser, which has become a bit of a joke with the constant repeated footage, and peeks ahead.
Do we really need constant COMING UP NEXT spoilers? It felt like after you cut out the commercials, and COMING UP NEXT crap you were left with 25 minutes of actual show.
One reason The Restaurant UK is such a superior show is the freedom of an hour with no commercials (real BBC), no need to constantly try and HOLD the audience over a commercial break with cheezy COMING UP NEXT spoilers. The Restaurant UK instead builds carefully, you don't know everything before it happens, you get genuine surprises and suspense.
peekpoke at 6:49AM on 03/13/09
I watched it and loved it, but I love MPW. His books "white heat" and "devil in the kitchen" are awesome reads and the man is just downright sexy, talented and exhudes coolness.
CATERPILLARGIRL at 8:52AM on 03/13/09
i will watch it every damn week. i don't have cable, so no food network/top chef for me, and marco is so damn dreamy. i'm in, who's with me?!
in dubious batter at 9:20AM on 03/13/09
I would love to seee a show that features Marco Just cooking a three course dinner, app, entree, dessert once a week on a saturday or sunday morning that would rock cause he is a true chef. There wouldnt be another cooking show to watch. Food tv is whats wrong with our industry today. Mario, Lidia, Jacques, Alton, are the only US shows worth watching all the others should be cancelled.
Manaeguy at 2:17PM on 03/13/09
I enjoyed it. I like MPW - he comes off with a kind of Vincent Price vibe to me, gentle, civilized, yet quietly menacing. I don't think he means it, but if you picture him as a horror-movie icon you might have more fun watching the show. I mean him no offense; as far as I know, he's earned his culinary reputation. But that voice, that delivery, belongs, it seems to me, in old horror films, and I mean that in a good way!
minstrel at 11:13PM on 03/14/09
No, I think TV is saturated with too many cooking programmes and they are generally not about the food, but about making a TV show! I attended the filming of an upcoming BBC2 programme called "Put Your Menu Where Your Mouth Is", and the food was terrible! And we had to pay! It has made me very disillusioned about TV cooking programmes now. Furthermore, I discovered that just because you are a celebrity chef, it does not mean you are a chef or that you can cook.
You can read about my experience here.
http://agirlhastoeat.com/bbc-two-put-your-menu-where-your-mouth-is
A Girl Has To Eat at 6:57PM on 03/16/09
No. People need to be watching quality programming like Dollhouse.
buffy at 10:02PM on 03/18/09
I loved the show. Marco Pierre White is just about the most serious chef in our lifetime and he takes what the contestants do very seriously. I am sick of cooking judges that don't know food from a hole in the ground - yes like Padma, who has probably thrown up everything she's ever eaten and never even worked in a restaurant. Ted Allen on "Chopped"? pulease!
Plus Marco has that ravished, evil genius look that is so amazing! Yes, he's doing a bit of following the pack on food TV - but you have to respect his history, being the first British chef ever to win 3 Michelin stars, and who nourished a whole new generation of fine chefs in England.
mrsadm at 7:03AM on 03/19/09
i don't have cable either, so i was hoping it'd be great, but it was pretty boring. i'd recommend reading his books though!
gastronomeg at 7:50AM on 03/19/09