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In Videos: And Finally Tonight, Jesus in a Bucket of Spumoni
When Alaina sent me a link to this video, I was like, "Another Jesus and Mary in food story? Big deal."
But it's actually a compilation of local newscasts reporting Jesus and Mary as seen in:
- Grilled cheese sandwiches
- Potato chips
- Sink stains
- Ice machines
- Cinnamon bun stains
And that's just the food-related items.
These sightings are so frequent—and dubious—now that even the newscasters look bored when reporting the stories. [The video, after the jump.]
Seeing Faces in Food
"And finally tonight, a man in Kentucky says he's got a spoonful of Jesus."
"Is it a snack or a holy symbol?"
"A miracle or a meal?"
"Did a cinnamon bun leave behind a message from above?"
"Our ice machine has been broken for a long time. And all of a sudden I go into the ice machine, and there's new ice. So I guess it's just the miracle of Jesus."
"His name shall be Cheesus."
Newscaster, in reference to Jesus in a bucket of spumoni: "Sweet Jesus!"