Mixed Review: Miss Muffet's Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes

The baking aisles at most supermarkets are under a monopoly: it's Dunkin Hines and Betty Crocker as far as the eye can see. But online retailers are a whole different story. Lucky for me, the Internet provides access to countless, crazy mixes from little-known producers, such as Miss Muffets, owned and operated by Carrie Brautigam. She makes all kinds of whimsical treats, ranging from Death by Chocolate Muffins and Nutrageous Blondie Brownies, to Champagne Bundt Cake and the subject of this week's Mixed Review: Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough Cupcakes.

The mix arrived in the mail carefully and neatly packed in a small brown paper bag, not unlike a school lunch sack. But on the front, instead of there being a taped love note from my mom, there was a tantalizing photo of a chocolate-frosted cupcake oozing with cookie dough. I couldn't wait to get started.
Inside the bag were four packets containing cake mix, cookie mix, frosting mix, and chocolate chips. Additionally, I would need to add one stick of softened butter, a few teaspoons of milk, some vegetable oil, and water—all cheap ingredients I already had on hand.

The first step was to prepare the cookie mix. I beat 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) of the butter in a bowl until fluffy, then added the contents of the cookie mix packet and 2 tablespoons of water. I tried beating the mixture with an electric mixer, but found the best way to get the dough to come together in a cohesive mass was to use a wooden spoon and my (clean) hands. Then I stirred in the chocolate chips, formed the dough into 12 balls, and, per the instructions, placed them in the freezer.

While there was no indication as to how long the dough balls should be frozen, I assumed that the length of time it took me to preheat the oven, prepare the cake mix, and divide it between 12 muffin cups would be sufficient. My hunch was right—about 15 minutes later, my balls of dough were frozen solid, if not rock hard.

I dropped one ball into the middle of each muffin cup and pressed them down gently into the batter. The tops stuck up like miniature chocolate-studded icebergs. Yum. I slid the pan into the oven to bake. 20 minutes later they emerged puffed and golden-yellow, with only a tiny spot of cookie dough visible in the center of each one.

I let my cupcakes cook on a rack and prepared the frosting, which involved beating the contents of the frosting packet together with the remaining 4 tablespoons (1/2 stick) of butter and about 5 teaspoons of milk. The resulting amount of frosting was modest—enough for a small slick on each cupcake as opposed to a giant mound—proving that with these cupcakes it was the middles, not the tops, that mattered.

I split a cupcake open to reveal a pocket of cookie dough, cooked like a yolk inside a hard-boiled egg. I took a bite: while the flavor of the surrounding cake was a bit cloying and artificial, the cookie dough itself was near perfection. It tasted like the very middle of a soft-baked cookie: chewy, warm, and gooey with melted chocolate. The thin layer of frosting provided a light, creamy accent to the cupcake without pushing it over the top.
All in all, Miss Muffet's proves that good things come in small purveyor's packages. These cupcakes would be a perfect addition to any children's birthday party or to any office's communal kitchen—which is where mine ended up, to the delight of my coworkers.
Add a comment:
Previewing your comment:
HTML Hints
Some HTML is OK: <a href="URL">link</a>, <strong>strong</strong>, <em>em</em>
Comment Guidelines
Post whatever you want, just keep it seriously about eats, seriously. We reserve the right to delete off-topic or inflammatory comments. Learn more at our Comment Policy page.
If you see something not so nice, please, report an inappropriate comment.


9 Comments:
Mmmmm these look good. Have to try my own variation at some point.
And by the way, I believe its Duncan Hines, not Dunkin.
Happy baking!
http://bakingandmistaking.blogspot.com
cool2bars at 8:38PM on 03/19/09
I think I'm going to call these: genius cupcakes.
Hillary
Chew on That
Chew on That at 10:25AM on 03/20/09
Can chocolate chip cookie dough in the middle of anything be bad? Love the idea...although based on your review, I defintely think I'd make my cupcakes from scratch. A basic butter cake recipe is cheap & easy, and would work perfectly in this recipe. And based on the picture, I'd also probably make my own buttercream frosting, or maybe just a simple ganache or glaze. I don't know that I'd be able to eat more than one, though. Might be a case of "too much of a good thing...."
kimberlymac at 10:57AM on 03/20/09
What was the cookie dough like when the cupcakes were cooled? Did they maintain a doughy consistency?
AnaPowell at 12:56PM on 03/20/09
My first thought when seeing the first picture was, "Why is the cake so yellow?" Then, when you said the cake was cloying and artificial tasting, I wasn't surprised. The cake batter looks like lemon curd there.
disbelief11 at 1:17PM on 03/20/09
I believe the Cake Doctor has a recipe for this in the book..will check it out.
beyondthepalace at 4:12PM on 03/20/09
I love the idea of this, I will definitely be trying this out at some point. I don't think it will be that much harder to make the components from scratch too!
imafoodblogdotcom at 8:43PM on 03/20/09
I am always amazed when people pay for cake and brownie mixes, which often contain artificial ingredients and preservatives, when it's so easy to make your own. I wonder how much you paid for this when it seems you paid for flour, sugar, baking powder/soda, chocolate chips, and cocoa, since you added all the wet ingredients?
I agree the concept of these might be tasty, but I'd use my own recipes.
Thanks for doing these reviews though, it seems they prove that some of these prices are just dumb for what you can make yourself.
bobcatsteph3 at 11:01PM on 03/20/09
@bobcatsteph I agree. I used to use the box mixes. In just the last year or so do in part to Serious Eats and all the wonderful people here who inspire me, I now bake from scratch. OMG what a freakin difference. I will never buy anything pre-packaged again.
chardonnay at 6:28PM on 03/24/09