Thank you all for the awesome acrostics. They made for fun LOLs at SEHQ (and probably wherever else Serious Eats is read). There were congratulations to our winner, hootspa:
The judges said: Points for originality, humor, and the rhymes. Well played!
Winner has been notified by email and also appears on our Contest Winners page.
And if you're still interested in the Praise the Lard package, remember you can buy this gift box or anything at Zingerman's for 10 percent off on anything $75 or over. Use the promo code LOVE when you call or check out.