Got an antediluvian VHS player lying around? That you haven't tossed out in the last decade? Pull out the slices of room-temp bread for this one. The passionate how-to site Instructables has an eight-step guide on constructing a VHS toaster. But first watch the contraption in action, which involves toast flying in slow-mo. The video, after the jump.

VHS Toaster

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