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'Top Chef' Season 5, Episode 9: 'It Amused My Bouche'

20081119-topchef-season5.jpgThere was romance in the air tonight on Top Chef. Hosea and Leah flirted, cooed, cuddled, and even kissed. Pretty G-rated, don't you think? If this was Real World they would have had sex in a hot tub. On Top Chef they were ridden with guilt just for cuddling because they both had significant others waiting for them after the show ends. In the end their non-romance romance got in the way of their food. Did one of them get sent packing? I'll never tell, until after the jump, that is.

[Warning, spoilers ahead.]

Restaurateur Stephen Starr was the guest judge for the restaurant wars. The Quickfire Challenge involved presenting a dish that was representative of a restaurant concept for Starr, with the goal of getting financial support. Starr is not terribly charismatic or charming, but I thought he did a decent job this evening. He correctly got on Jeff for cooking salmon for the challenge. On the other hand, he let Jamie get away with presenting Chilean sea bass, which was pitched as a dish for her local and seasonable concept. Chilean sea bass is neither local nor sustainable.

I didn't think either team distinguished itself once divided into the "Restaurant Wars" challenge. But as usual, someone has to go home, and I must say it wasn't a total surprise who was sent packing tonight.

Lovebirds Leah and Hosea, along with Stefan and Fabio, were executing Leah's concept, which they named "The Sunset Lounge." The judges were impressed by Stefan's desserts, but that's about it. I couldn't really blame them. The food didn't look particularly appealing, and apparently it tasted worse.

Leah's cod was raw and butchered badly. Fabio was his usual charming self running the front of the house. (Maybe this is his true calling?) Stefan and his pal Fabio ended up saving Leah from herself.

The Sunset Lounge team won, but just by a nose, or should I say a taste bud. Fabio did have one great line. He was feeling pretty confident after he was named to run the front of the house for his team: "We could serve monkey ass in an empty clam shell and still win this thing."

The other Restaurant Wars team included Radikha, Jamie, Carla, and Jeff. I'm still not sure what their concept was, though it was called Sahana. Radhika was not an effective manager, and her attempt at running the Sahana from the front of the house was a disaster. Carla made ridiculously complicated desserts, and for some reason she got away with frozen yogurt that never froze and a bad-tasting spiced chocolate cake.

Not to be unnecessarily cruel, but I wouldn't have minded if they sent home Leah, Radikha, and Carla. They all deserved it. I loved Carla's spirited but nonsensical defense of her failed desserts: "I was sending the love." As I think Stephen Starr said, "Keep the love in the kitchen, and send out good desserts."

Radhika was sent packing for her failures as a manager, but as I said earlier, a strong case could have been made for Carla and Leah's farewell.

Stephan may be the cheftestant everyone loves to hate this time around, but I have to say, he and Jamie are the clear favorites to win the whole thing. Anyone agree?

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I think Stephan is a frontrunner but it won't be fun to watch him keep winning week after week, so the producers may let him go once he slips up badly enough. Jamie is terribly annoying. All she does is make seafood, corn and bacon. Jeff looks like Dr. Chase from House and is boring. Carla is funny but won't win. I think Hosea is the quiet competition for the series. Leah is getting annoying and Fabio is hysterical. Just picture him saying "it's a-me, Faaaabio" (like Mario)!

And it was Hosea and Leah flirting naughty! Jamie is a lesbian, and a lipstick one at that from her confessional t-shirt choice.

@jrmanor Thanks for the clarification -- I was a little confused because Jamie is not that kind of girl...

Anyway, if the winner was decided based on charm alone, Fabio would win hands down!

i love top chef

This post is riddled with errors! It was Leah not Jamie in the first sentence. The restaurant was called Sunset Lounge, not "the Sunset Grill". Fabio said, "we could serve monkey ass in an empty clam shell". Also, I don't think that Carla made "ridiculously complicated desserts", I thought she just had technical problems. I also don't think Jamie is a favorite at all, she seems to be having lots of problems lately.. more then Jeff, Hosea or Fabio.

I'm not a Top Chef fanatic or anything but if I can find this many errors (and I have a horrible memory!) it seems like maybe Mr. Levine hasn't been watching very carefully.

@mgnn, sorry about the mistakes. I was exhausted when I wrote this. I still maintain that Carla's desserts were too complicated. She even said they were.

Was anyone else really disappointed that the Sunset Lounge team got the win, despite food that was far worse than the other team!?! I really thought they should have not called a winning team, but rather picked out the 2 people on each team who actually did well.

Leah should have gone home!

and @mgnn, I definitely think Leah is a favorite. I would be utterly shocked if anyone other than Leah or Stephan won.

Has Stephen Starr ever been tested for steroids or HGH? And stop wearing a suit jacket with a t-shirt-get a $#*& sports coat for chrissakes.
I'm guessing that there's some pissed off boy/girlfriends back home.

@ July- I was really disappointed that Sunset Lounge won over Sahana. Sahana has all my favorite people left. However, I disagree that she is a favorite. She is very loopy and has no creativity or passion.

Also- why doesn't anyone seriously confront Stefan about his obnoxiousness?

I don't think there's the talent this seasons that we've seen in seasons past, which makes the whole thing a lot less fun to watch. And as a native Philadelphian, I was really bummed the city didn't even get a Starr shout out. The vast majority of his restaurants are here, and the City of Brotherly Love is the Starr Restaurant Organizations home base. Boo to Top Chef for never showing Philly any love.

People seem less than impressed with Stefan's egomaniacal tendencies, but I personally admired the way he put together what looked to be fantastic desserts under tough circumstances. Rather than whine and complain about it being warm, he came up with solutions.
Once again, Toby Young was ridiculous.

any fan of bustedtees.com should recognize hosea's shirt, which in the context of last night was hilarious. it is a picture of a pinata that says "i'd hit that" beneath it. http://www.bustedtees.com/pinata. sort of hilarious.

I agree that Jamie and Stefan are the favorites.

I like Carla and think she was trying to have a good attitude but her defense was horrible. It was so disappointing because her desserts usually seem to do well.

Agreed Ed, that Leah or Carla could be sent home for cooking poorly--I'd make more of a case for Leah, given that her course was a main.

However, I think Radhika was the right choice, for her wishy-washiness in the menu phase and her inexplicable lack of focus during service. Add to that Fabio at least executed an app (albeit middling-to-bad) and posed a contrast to her dazed service, while she cooked NOTHING. *And* allowed Carla's dessert to sink her ship, finally.

Assertiveness would have served her well, as would have following through. She seemed unrepentant to have cooked nothing and treating patrons poorly in her exit interview. A shame.

Because now it is a matter of record.

The judges specifically told Leah at JT that if it weren't for Stephan's desserts, which led to Sunset Lounge winning the 'best restaurant', she would have been going home. They said her fish was easily the worst thing they ate the whole evening. So they obviously wanted to send her home, but since her restaurant did win by a nose, that wasn't an option.

Running nose to nose: Stefan, Fabio, Hosea. Jamie

Stefan should probably win, but I'd love it if Fabio wins. He even admitted that he amped up the accent to amp up the charm. And his food is usually lauded. He's as funny as is he is charming - nice combination.

Hosea and Leah looking for empathy? Not from this corner, cheaters.

Could they please get equipment that works? I know they have to learn to deal with whatever may happen but seriously, wtf? Also, I'm with Carla about sending the love. Love is an ingredient. If you cook with a crappy attitude, angry, whatever, it will be felt in the meal.

Leah sucks. Hosea sucks. Fabio, bless his heart but he needs to cook better and if he keeps at it with his attempt at charming, he will not win. This is Top Chef not Top Charming.

The sound of Leah and Hosea slurping each other's faces was so 
nasty - seriously, did they foley in extra slobbery noises? - I lost
my appetite for the rest of the show.  ACK.

I think at this point, I'm pulling for Fabio, just for sheer entertainment value. This season seems pretty dismal, frankly. This is the first season where I've really thought, dang, I don't think any one of these people deserve to win. At least Fabio makes me laugh. If I were betting, though, I'd put my money on Stefan. And that makes me very sad.

Also, Jamie - "celebrating local, seasonal food" REVOLUTIONARY!
I have never heard that before.  You should just win right now.

I think all that matters now is Scott Connant guest judging the next episode...

And the judges said the ribs were good, weren't they Hosea's ?

"Ridiculously complicated"? Please. What Carla attempted to make was basically cake, brittle, and frozen yogurt.

I hit the roof with the chilean sea bass = seasonal, local food bit. But honestly, didn't everyone see this elimination coming? She didn't lead. I dont know how these people are getting this far while continuing to suck at being decisive and a leader. That's what defines a chef.
Also... I think it's going to be Jamie and Stefan at the end. And that would be hilarious. Stefan doesn't really annoy me all that much -- he's kind of arrogant, but to have unfailing belief in yourself, your designs, and your palate, you have to have a level of arrogance beyond what is required of normal people.

Okay, I'm probably gonna get some flack for this, but I think that Stephen is hot!

I just realized my mistake! I definitely don't think Leah is a favorite. Like Ed, I was having trouble mixing up Leah and Jamie. I take it back. Jamie is a favorite. Jamie or Stefan will win, I think.

Hello people -- anyone (including you Tom) who says the elimanted contestant is who performed the worst is fooling you

First Leah's team should have been at the chopping block -- but becuase there was a storyline a brewing (the lame romance) -- the judges saved them for another day

Second, Carla has emerged as a personality -- she should have gone home -- two inedible desserts -- but because she fun and the other (Radikha) is a bore -- guess who went home

still liked episode though...but we are on to you producers -- get rid of the worst and forget about storylines

go head Tom -- try to defend last night's elimination

@July:

Yes, I think there should have been no winning team! I think the judges would have been justified since the Sunset Lounge team won by such a slim margin, according to Tom. I commented to my husband that if the only thing I enjoyed from a four course dining experience was the dessert, I would never go back to that restaurant; however, if the only bad item was the dessert and the other courses were delicious, I'd probably go back and just pass on the dessert menu the next time. And I would likely never go back to a restaurant that served me fish that was raw in the middle!

The fact that Sahana had the better overall food, which seemed to be a consensus with the judges, yet was the losing team, is incredulous to me, in spite of what the comment cards said. Leah should have gone for serving the worst item of the night, and Carla should have gone for defending her dishes by saying she "sent the love" - all the love in the world won't save your business when your food tastes bad, and anyone at this level in the competition should know better or doesn't deserve to be there.

I agree with Perky on the front runners. And I can't believe how much Fabio has grown on me, I really wouldn't mind if he won. I don't dislike Stefan or Jamie, but then, I was rooting for Hung from the beginning, too - I reckon it doesn't annoy me as much if people come across as arrogant if they have real talent to back that up. And if I don't have to deal with these people personally... I wouldn't be happy if Hosea won though, but that's not because of his cooking.

Carla, Carla, Carla...I really like her, just because she's so...likable. She makes me smile nearly every time I look at her. But she's no Top Chef, sadly.

I did like it how Leah and Hosea called what they were doing "flirting". Eh...all right.

I definitely am starting to think Stefan has the whole thing in the bag. I'm not a big Jamie fan... too many scallops maybe? but I do think she would have been a much better manager last night.

As for Hosea and Leah -- still disgusted.

I don't know how Leah is still on the show...she is boring and annoying in a immature school girl way. I hope they ban Jamie from cooking another scallop. I don't know who will win, but I don't see Carla sticking around much longer.

@Ed - Yeah! What was up with the chilean sea bass? Maybe it was New York-an sea bass!? LOL totally outside the scope of the task rules.
@jmanor - Lea and Hosea are being extremely unprofessional! I hope that this will be brought-up to the judges attention at least. It was spicy!
@ shortstack - OMG ME 2

I can follow the general consensus I think but can someone please tell me why Carla hasn't been sent home yet? In my opinion, she should have been gone last week (even though the lamb was molested) AND this week (her "happy/positive/careless" attitude isn't authoritative enough) too !!(??)

Jamie is the strongest female chef of this season, but I don't feel like she's a top contender. Stephan is obviously one. Hosea seems to be generally cooking well and not making any big flops. Jeff seems to bite off more than he can chew sometimes, but has probably learned from it.

But I feel like Jamie keeps cooking the same things. She's done scallops a ridiculous amount of times. I was utterly surprised that Jeff cooked the scallops that were on Sahana's menu.

I think Radikha has been cooking well, but made bad decisions this week and last week.

Sorry if my first comment came across a little harsh Ed. I didn't do an East Coast time calculation!

The one thing no one has mentioned is how utterly unprepared all the contestants seemed to be for restaurant wars. I would think that anyone even considering going on Top Chef would prepare in advance a) a couple of great dessert recipes (nice one Carla) and b) a concept and name for a restaurant. The only ones that seemed to have had a little forethought were Fabio's and Stephan's. I would have loved to see a modern American take on an Old World European restaurant, that's pretty original. Fabio's was a little looser, and not well presented, but you could tell he was more prepared then anyone else. Seriously the rest were so lame.

anyone notice the befuddled looks the other judges give Toby when he makes a comment? all the crap he says is so damn contrived and irrelevant.. despite the lesser talent on the whole and the over-the-top product pitching, Toby Young is undoubtedly the worst part of this season-- i wanna smack him upside his head

Am I the only one who thought Sunset Lounge sounds like a nudist resort?

its going to be Stephan - bottom line!

@mgnnn: Seriously. You'd think they'd all be prepared for this and other things. I mean, it's like this group never watched previous seasons. They've repeated so many mistakes that contestants in prior seasons have made. There's definitely enough material for any contestants now to learn how to play the game.

I think Fabio is going to leave before Jeff. Jeff makes poor planning decisions, but reminds me of Hung in how fast and accurate he can do multiple processes.

Don't hate me.....I want Stephan to win! I think he is the only person on the show with talent and he knows it, which must make him a horrible person to be around and an awful competitor, but he's a good chef and I'd eat his food! Plus I love that kind of confidence in people, even if it's ostracizing. Jamie is so glum. Smile girl! Have a little joie de vivre! And cook something else besides soup and corn (and scallops). I agree that Hosea is the quiet competition and I predict that he will make it into the final three, along with Jamie and Stephan. I like Fabio as a person, but he keeps making small mistakes that will probably cost him. Carla is also funny and charming, but I don't think she's much of a cook. Leah is a total sourpuss princess brat and Jeff awkwardly over-extends himself every time. Even when he limits himself to one concept its like, oversized or something. That HUGE hunk of salmon he made for the "tasting" in the QF?! What?! And Toby Young, words don't describe. My ears gush forth blood when he opens his mouth. Sorry....

Best lines from this episode:

Hosea (to Leah): Taste this.

Leah (to Hosea): It needs more salt.

That's all.

Service matters people! I could sell ice to eskimoes (sorry for the cliche) but it is true. You wrap something not so pretty in pretty paper and it makes a difference.

This is a bit late, since I DVR this show and watch at my leisure the next night.

Stephan will win. He's got the goods, confidence and he's the best chef. Leah needs to go. I agree that it will come down to Jamie and Stephan as the main contenders but still think Stephan will grab it.

Even though Stefan is a bit of an ass, he's a refreshing change from previous seasons in that he's a jerky chef who can actually bring the cooking. What drove me crazy about Lisa last season was that she had all the arrogance and superior attitude of a master chef, but with a fraction of the talent.

Toby...my God, what a douche. I was actually tolerating his presence until he pulled out that ridiculously contrived line about Elvis. He's just embarrassing himself.

Archie: "this is not top charming" -- very very funny.

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