A Black Label burger at City Burger in New York City.

Congrats to our La Frieda Burger limerick winner. We held a live reading at the office tonight after assessing all the entries. Drum roll, please. Here's the winning bit of poetry:

There was a sad cow named Jay
Who was feeling down and blase
So he went to a pyre
Threw himself in the fire
And we all had burgers that day.
—qwill

And the runner-up, who sadly gets no beef, but a lot of beef poetry street cred:

There once was a Burger named King
Who had a quite scandalous fling
With a queen from a dairy
In white castle they'd marry
And used a Duncan Donut for a ring.
—aisli

The winner has been notified by email and also appears on our Contest Winners page. Thanks to everyone who entered. Once again, the number—and quality—of poems made this another tough one to judge.