Congrats to our Snow's Barbecue haiku winner. We stayed after hours last night to read all the entries and deliberate (and laugh). Drum roll, please. Here's the winning bit of poetry:

Hindu, Muslim, Jew
What religious restriction?
Insert Cow/Pig here

—inothernews

The winner has been notified by email and also appears on our Contest Winners page. Thanks to everyone who entered. The number—and quality—of haiku made this another tough one to judge.