Mixed Review: Krusteaz Fat-Free Wild Blueberry Supreme Muffin Mix
Have you ever had a good fat-free muffin? I'm not talking about one that was simply passable when toasted and slathered with jam. I mean a really excellent fat-free muffin: tender and moist with a crunchy, golden top, and brimming with juicy berries.
I certainly haven't.
To paraphrase the writer Phoebe Damrosch, author of Service Included, muffins are nothing more than an excuse to eat cake for breakfast. And just as I've never encountered a delicious slice of fat-free German chocolate, red velvet, or lemon layer, I've never come across a diet muffin that didn't taste cloyingly sweet and a bit too much like sand.
But that's not for lack of trying. Whether shrink-wrapped next to the cash register at the corner deli, or nestled in a basket at the coffee shop, I can't resist the swan song of fat-free muffins. Every time I see one I feel compelled to try it. Maybe this time I will finally find what I have been searching for: a giant, unfrosted cupcake with zero guilt attached.
Since it is January, the official month of Better Eating Habits, I decided to try something new: baking fat-free muffins at home. Krusteaz Fat Free Wild Blueberry Supreme Muffin Mix ($3.19) seemed like my best bet. According to the box, each muffin weighed in at only 130 calories and contained absolutely no fat.

"Wild blueberries" tin
In addition to a bag of standard-looking cake mix, the Krusteaz box contained a small tin (not unlike a tuna fish can) filled with "Wild Blueberries." All I had to do was stir one cup of water into the cake mix, rinse and drain the berries, and then fold them into the batter.
I've never seen canned blueberries before, and these struck me as small, hard, and beadlike. But after adding them to the batter, I discovered that they were far more fragile than their appearance suggested: unless I stirred very gently (as if folding whipped egg whites into chocolate) they burst and dyed the surrounding batter an unpleasant shade of purple.

Primordial muffins
Once the batter was prepared, I divided it among the cups of a muffin tin, taking care to note that the yield—oddly—was 11 muffins as opposed to a uniform dozen. I slid the pan into a 400°F oven and crossed my fingers, hoping for the best.

Muffin puffiness
Eighteen minutes later, my muffins emerged puffed and perfectly golden. Unfortunately, they lacked any significant blueberry flavor. In my opinion, the best part about blueberry muffins is the way each warm berry pops in your mouth when you bite into one straight from the oven. The canned berries had a taste and mouthfeel that was virtually undetectable.
However, despite the inferiority of the blueberries, the cake surrounding them was light, tender, and sweet. There was no artificial aftertaste, and the tops of the muffins had a pleasing, firm crust that broke apart from the bottoms evenly. The two halves would be perfect for smearing with softened butter, if only that didn't defeat the purpose of a fat-free muffin.
While these weren't the guilt-free breakfast treats of my dreams, they were certainly among the best I've tried. Paired with a cup of yogurt and a piece of fruit, they would make a very satisfying meal.
That said, if I make them again, I might try baking the batter in jumbo muffin cups to yield even bigger muffins...after all they're good for me, right?
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13 Comments:
Skip the canned berries next time and add fresh! Seems too good to be true!
Embackus at 6:39PM on 01/08/09
I would try them with fresh berries, too.
I have tried these before, and agree with your assessment.
The Krusteaz Cranberrie Orange muffins are much better.
Allan at 7:07PM on 01/08/09
@Allan and @Embackus -- I'm considering buying one of these mixes. When adding fresh berries, does it affect for how long you bake the muffins? Sorry if this sounds like a silly question; I'm a baking newbie! :)
cochon at 7:19PM on 01/08/09
I've had fat-free muffins before and they tasted like they were missing some magic ingredient...I don't know what but something was missing.
foodismyspeciality at 7:28PM on 01/08/09
Every time I look at the brand name, I think of The Simpsons.
chanterelle at 7:43PM on 01/08/09
how can a fat free muffin made with canned berries be "good for you??" Sounds like the final triumph of ConAgra to me.
eleeb at 8:15PM on 01/08/09
Those actually look really good, but looks can be deceiving. Is it wrong that I think this would be even better with chocolate chips? How about some fresh lemon zest or almond extract?
This reminds me of the time I fell victim to a "vegan brownie" at the organic store.
ag3208 at 9:54PM on 01/08/09
I've had good fat-free muffins before, but they tended to be heartier than the fluffy, cupcake-like muffins most people like. I like muffins with a denser, crumblier texture - like a good bran muffin. Otherwise, it's just cake without the frosting.
Still, canned berries are out. Frozen are much better, and less expensive than fresh this time of year.
piccola at 11:03PM on 01/08/09
I agree with piccola...go with frozen berries. Toss them in while still frozen and they'll hold their shape in the mixing, and won't stain the surrounding batter. Ezzie
Ezzie at 8:24AM on 01/09/09
Go with the frozen berries and toss with a bit of flour first--just enough to coat. Also, I agree with chanterelle, the brand name does make me think of The Simpson's--do they sell muffins now at the clown's burger chain?
dhorst at 9:25AM on 01/09/09
Love the Cranberry-Orange fat free muffin mix. Instead of adding water I add orange juice and some of the orange itself. Delicious.
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Maryland Crab at 11:21AM on 01/09/09
I haven't tried the fat free variety, but I wasn't too impressed with the regular blueberry muffin mix. My wife and I are fans of their brownie mix.
jboylan at 6:46PM on 01/09/09
Total agreement with the above commenters... toss the can and add your own berries!
jo_jo_ba at 8:35PM on 01/09/09