In Videos: Tortoise Tries to Eat a Tomato
This tortoise just wants a little cherry tomato love! Why must its life be so hard? Because the spherical tomato refuses to stay put. But don't worry; the tortoise eventually indulges in a tomato feast thanks to its owner who holds the tomato in place.
Since the video is soundless, I think someone needs to remix it so that every time the tortoise's mouth pokes the tomato further away, it plays the sound effect of an explosion. There's also the Benny Hill-ified version for some musical accompaniment. Watch the video after the jump.