'Breaking News: Chipotle Employee Just Gave Guy In Front Of You More Rice'
The Onion: "Though it appears likely the less-generous helping of rice was a simple oversight on the part of the employee, and was in no way a personal slight against you, you reportedly cannot help but think that you deserve just as much rice in your burrito as any other paying customer." [via Eric Alba]
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3 Comments:
Oh, boy. Just ask. My sister always asks for double rice in her burrito bowl. It's never a problem.
lambowner at 11:37AM on 01/27/09
ya'll can have my rice....what the heck is rice doing in a burrito anyway?
bisbee at 12:44PM on 01/27/09
Hello, do you NOT know how delicious their cilantro and lime-spiked rice is? You must try it and come back here to agree with me.
I love the Onion article because I've always made it a point to get extra rice. Some customer got extra this and extra that, so now I do the same with the rice (the most filling part).
P.S. The vegetarian burrito is the best deal because you get FREE guacamole! Otherwise, it's a $1.60+ surcharge on the meat burritos. Viva Chipotle!
ChicagoDrew at 10:26PM on 01/27/09