Build a Snack Food Stadium For Your Super Bowl Party
Holy Taco got much holier after creating the best snack food stadium ever with a field of guacamole, Slim Jim goal posts and a Twinkie-buttressed stadium. Is that our favorite shaggy-haired Steelers safety Troy Polamalu down there? Oh, nope. Just a Vienna sausage in a cheddar helmet. For security purposes, a bacon wall will keep the throngs of screaming fans—in this case tortilla chips—from falling onto the field. And hey, what do you know. A 20-ounce sausage Goodyear blimp just chilling (thanks, Photoshop!).
Total calories: 24,375.
Total cost: $86.47.
Total deliciousness: 1 Billion trillion dude. One billion trillion.
Sounds pretty priceless.
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12 Comments:
Erin,
i'd be curious to know how many people submitted this tip.
mr guy at 12:27PM on 01/29/09
lol... "It's important to lay down some paper towels, so that no food comes in contact with your disgusting table top. (Because if you're a person who makes this, you definitely have a disgusting table top.)"
greyrussian at 2:13PM on 01/29/09
@mr guy: We got a tip from Holy Taco himself and saw it floating around the blogs. After lifting our jaws from the ground, we immediately blogged it up.
Erin Zimmer at 2:43PM on 01/29/09
This is pretty much amazing. So who's going to be the first to dip their twinkie into the guac? Anyone?
Laurel E at 2:53PM on 01/29/09
I hate football but I want to eat that.
cesnyc at 3:08PM on 01/29/09
@Laurel - eew not me. *cringe* LOL
hungrychristel at 3:10PM on 01/29/09
I just drooled on my desk...
BurgsAndBeers at 3:32PM on 01/29/09
Incredible presentation. If I made it, I'd want to smack the first person that tried to eat some ;)
swibirun at 3:33PM on 01/29/09
You know, if you traded out the Vienna sausage for those little smokie sausage things, and did either corn dogs or pigs in blankets instead of Twinkies for the walls, this would be pretty darned awesome.
chisai at 4:02PM on 01/29/09
Yeah, the twinkies also got me. It would be better if it was all savory things.
wunami at 11:05AM on 01/31/09
I'm not even going to a Super Bowl party, and yet I'm strangely compelled to make this and give it to someone, ANYONE ...
kfarrel3 at 2:56PM on 02/01/09
OMG, I thought those were twinkies. Overall it's not a bad idea. But you lost me at the twinkies.
therealchiffonade at 9:15AM on 02/02/09