
We're all thinking about two things this time of year: turkey and eating turkey. To make both of these easier for serious eaters, we've compiled everything you need to know about turkey in one handy guide. Have a question we haven't answered? Leave a comment—serious eaters are always happy to help.
Count the number of carnivores attending. Since you want leftover sandwiches, assume one pound of whole turkey (unstuffed) per carnivore. Note: the bigger the turkey, the bigger the proportion of meat to bone. Figure about a pound and a half per person if you're buying the bird pre-stuffed.
Don't forget to set aside enough time for your turkey to thaw! Here are some guidelines so you can plan accordingly.
Turkey Thawing Time in the Refrigerator (40 degrees F): Approximately 24 hours per 5 pounds.
| Whole Turkey Weight | Thawing Time |
| 8 to 12 lbs | 1 to 2 days |
| 12 to 16 lbs | 2 to 3 days |
| 16 to 20 lbs | 3 to 4 days |
| 20 to 24 lbs | 4 to 5 days |
Turkey Thawing Time in Cold Water: Approximately 30 minutes per pound. Change water every 1/2 hour.
| Whole Turkey Weight | Thawing Time |
| 8 to 12 lbs | 4 to 6 hours |
| 12 to 16 lbs | 6 to 8 hours |
| 16 to 20 lbs | 8 to 10 hours |
| 20 to 24 lbs | 10 to 12 hours |
Certain turkeys are pre-brined, so don't waste your time. Check first. Kosher turkeys and some commercial brands like Butterball are "pre-basted" or brined. The ingredients should list seven percent of an added solution (water or vinegar). But be careful: pre-brining can mask other added junk like preservatives, so if you want to go au natural, buy a fresh one without additives and brine it yourself.
To brine your turkey, soak the bird in some salty, sugary, (insert spice here)-flavored water overnight. Dry it off, rub on some butter or oil, and throw her in the oven. Sure, brining requires some time, but when else will you commit such time for brining? At least try it if you don't have a stance.
Your turkey is thawed, brined or not brined, stuffed or not stuffed. Now it's time to get it into the oven. Approximate cooking times listed below are for a whole turkey cooked at 325 degrees.
| Weight (Pounds) | 8 to 12 | 12 to 14 | 14 to 18 | 18 to 20 | 20 to 24 | 24 to 30 |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Unstuffed (hours) |
2¾ to 3 | 3 to 3¾ | 3¾ to 4¼ | 4¼ to 4½ | 4½ to 5 | 5 to 5¼ |
| Stuffed (hours) |
3 to 3½ | 3½ to 4 | 4 to 4¼ | 4¼ to 4¾ | 4¾ to 5¼ | 5¼ to 6¼ |

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