"I wanna nog your egg."
If you watched Stephen Colbert's A Colbert Christmas last night, I'm sorry. That was an hour you'll never get back. Only marginally funny, the show's best bit was perhaps the John Legend performance. The R&B star played a visiting forest ranger singing a song about nutmeg.
Legend: "I'll sprinkle your Christmas cream with my spice supreme
Colbert: "What about all-spice?"
"You know it leaves me cold as ice"
"Don't even think of putting that in"
"It won't let me drop my love bomb"
The video, after the jump.