"I wanna nog your egg."

If you watched Stephen Colbert's A Colbert Christmas last night, I'm sorry. That was an hour you'll never get back. Only marginally funny, the show's best bit was perhaps the John Legend performance. The R&B star played a visiting forest ranger singing a song about nutmeg.

Legend: "I'll sprinkle your Christmas cream with my spice supreme
Colbert: "What about all-spice?"
"You know it leaves me cold as ice"
"Cinnamon?"
"Don't even think of putting that in"
"Cardamom?"
"It won't let me drop my love bomb"

The video, after the jump.

John Legend's 'Nutmeg' on 'Colbert Christmas Special'

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