The Best Chocolate Biscuit Ever: Fortnum & Mason's Chocolossus Biscuits

I don't like most chocolate cookies. They're confusing: unless they're absolutely loaded with chocolate, they don't taste much like chocolate at all; on the other hand, they don't quite taste like cookie, either. Chocolate chippers, fine. Oreos, fine, because the filling saves them. The typical chocolate cookie, though, doesn't do much for me.
But chocolate biscuits are another story.
Say what you will about the British and their food, our friends across the pond are very good at dipping things in chocolate. And Fortnum & Mason's Chocolossus Biscuits are no exception. In fact, they may be the tastiest chocolate biscuits I've ever eaten.
True to its name, the Chocolossus is enormous (almost the size of my palm) and almost unbearably chocolatey (as much chocolate as biscuit). The crumbly interior, sparingly studded with nuts, tastes like a brownie in cookie form–and it's embraced by a half-inch shell of fine, dark chocolate. Is it a gigantic cookie-bottomed truffle? Is it a hunk of premium chocolate with a biscuity crumble nudged up inside? It seems wrong to call the Chocolossus a chocolate-covered biscuit, as if to imply that the chocolate plays a secondary role. It doesn't. It steals the show. And it's delicious.
Ever since my first bite I've been gleefully sharing the Chocolossus with everyone I know, and the reaction has been invariably the same: "It's huge." Crunch. "It's amazing!"
It is. And, better yet, it's available online. Thank goodness for globalization.
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4 Comments:
Definitely going to try it.
My favorite for the last 10 years has been this:
https://www.jollygrub.com/OnLineStore1/index.php?main_page=popup_image&pID=1837
anyone else tried it?
norman at 1:15PM on 10/25/08
We need to make this thing. How hard could it be its chocolate and we have conquered choky before.
JerzeeTomato at 9:03PM on 10/25/08
HOLY COW ! $42 for just over a pound of cookies!! They had better be AWESOME. I'm with the comment above, let's find a way to make these things!
sherryeg at 4:35AM on 11/02/08
Got to say this sounds like a little much for me. I love chocolate as much as the next chocolate-lover, but I'm getting the jitters thinking about how densely an intensively chocolaty this must be.
kazoinker at 7:13PM on 11/03/08