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In Videos: Axe Body Spray Chocolate Man
SE reader FastFoodCritic tipped us off to this commercial for Axe Body Spray, featuring the line: "As irresistible as chocolate, New Axe Dark Temptation." Desperate women chomp pieces off Chocolate Man's ears, arms, hands, and butt. If I actually saw this guy in person, I'd definitely run the other way, even if he was made of Guittard 72% Cacao. Instead, he'll just be invading my nightmares--especially the image of him with his hand melting down as he makes hot chocolate.
Catch the one minute ad in all its entertaining chocolatey goodness (and the seductive swoon of "Sweet Touch of Love" by Allan Toussaint) after the jump.