Peanut Butter Slices

If you hate the best part about peanut butter—licking it off the spoon or butter knife—then P.B Slices are just the product for you. Watch out Kraft Singles. These individually packaged, peel-off sheets of peanut butter are totally inviting themselves to your party. [via Thursday Night Smackdown]
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25 Comments:
I can't believe it! My million dollar idea has been stolen from me!
bradnelson at 11:56AM on 10/04/08
Oh geez....why does the world even need this?
erinlovestoeat at 12:31PM on 10/04/08
Ewwwwwwww. And what nasty-ness do you think is rolled into that peanut butter, to make it so tractable? Yuck-a roo.
Elizabelle at 12:56PM on 10/04/08
I feel like this could be brilliant.
Christina at 1:13PM on 10/04/08
I guess one good thing from this would be that airplane passengers can bring this on the plane without having to conform to the "3 oz. liquid" rule. But I personally would rather stick to the old fashioned kind.
tina_eats at 1:22PM on 10/04/08
once again, a waste of packaging and a product aimed at lazy Americans...
GingerSnap at 1:28PM on 10/04/08
And according to Thursday Night Smackdown, PB Slices were the brainchildren of students at Oklahoma State:
http://cowboyjournal.okstate.edu/cjspring00/cjp24.html
modysoul at 1:53PM on 10/04/08
Yea, i'll stick with the good ol' jar.
I guess for the really lazy, you can slap a slice of PB on some bread, then throw on a fruit roll-up in place of the jelly.
Raiders757 at 2:31PM on 10/04/08
i like my peanut butter extra extra crunchy, so i doubt i'd dig these.
gastronomeg at 3:31PM on 10/04/08
I hate us.
Nebagakid at 3:31PM on 10/04/08
I think most of you guys are missing the point of these -- I really doubt they're meant for adults who like peanut butter but can't be bothered to get out a jar and spread it themselves. They're clearly meant for kids, who tend to love stupid gimmicky stuff like this.
MichaelN at 4:11PM on 10/04/08
next up... individually wrapped jam!
emyyy at 4:45PM on 10/04/08
Over in Italy Nutella comes packaged in slices like that for easy sandwich making. The laziness factor totally reminds me of brian reegan's bit on peanut butter and jelly in one jar.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4avzeab94jw&feature=related
jboylan at 5:29PM on 10/04/08
I showed this to a friend and she was immediately reminded of the Mr. Show sketch about "mayostard" and "mustardayonnaise": http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8OuPEubf-UY
My response was that PB Slices are actually less realistic, but they actually exist. The worst part is that in the recipes section, they have a recipe for a milkshake using PB Slices! And notably absent from pbslices.com is their ingredient list. Hm, I wonder why...
producestories at 7:35PM on 10/04/08
In order to be called peanut butter, its got to be 95% peanuts (I think that's right). Also, the "old fashioned" kind isn't pure or anything (presuming that "old fashioned" means Jif or Peter Pan or Skippy or what-have-you). I agree, though, I'm curious to see an ingredient list.
ccbweb at 11:24PM on 10/04/08
I think the idea of peanut butter slices is so wrong, but I wonder if it tastes like the peanut butter you find in the packages of peanut butter cracker sandwiches: shamefully wrong yet sweetly delicious. Half the fun of eating those cracker sandwiches is taking out the peanut butter and folding it or flopping it around a little bit ... you know you've done it!
poke87 at 12:28AM on 10/05/08
I'm the only one that remembers PJ Squares?! They had peanut butter on one side and either strawberry or grape on the other.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/sa_steve/2602870627/
2eel2 at 12:50AM on 10/05/08
@poke87-- exactly!! I sincerely doubt these are meant to really resemble actual peanut butter. It's all about the nostalgic faux-peanut butter!
Christina at 12:47PM on 10/05/08
Saw these a while ago but forgot about them! I really need to get some but they're not in any stores near me. These are even better than those portable squeeze pouches of peanut butter you can get (cheaper and more importantly you don't waste any!)
nstrand at 1:09PM on 10/06/08
"wow, you're mom homemade your pb and j? mines the uncrustable circle kind."
"yea, she made it from scratch with peanut butter and jelly slices. Sandra Lee taught her how, on the t.v! Yours is still cooler though, because it's a circle."
"Yea, I can't wait for dinner tonight, we're having microwavable Manwitch uncrustables and watching t.v"
delilah at 3:29PM on 10/06/08
All that's left is for Sandra Lee to figure out how to use peanut butter slices to bastardize a store-bought angel food cake. Perhaps by whipping them into some store-bought vanilla frosting, to get rid of that "packaged flavor"?
buffy at 12:19AM on 10/07/08
This is grossing me out.
sessjess at 3:31AM on 10/07/08
Make a "banana sheet" and i'm sold!
bellyspeak at 10:21AM on 10/08/08
I first discovered these in the supermarket about 3 years ago (maybe more). I shook my head the same way I do when I see:
"pre" boiled potatoes
canned potatoes
Un Crustables
hard boiled eggs
Just file it under "Shamdra Lee Ingredients" and we can move on with our lives.
therealchiffonade at 12:37PM on 10/13/08
Here's the thing I don't get. I presume they're marketed either for people who are too lazy, or they're meant for on-the-go snacking. So it boggles my mind that they have this recipe on their website: http://www.pbslices.com/parents/recipe_mama.laubach.fpb.brownies.html WHY would you put the effort into baking brownies, but then resort to using these slices instead of grabbing a spoon and a jar of peanut butter?
randomeater at 11:55PM on 10/13/08