Divorce Cakes
A cake for every occasion—literally. Even one that involves the legal split of two spouses, a complicated child custody battle, and mess over who really owns the furniture. Like a wedding, a divorce can be a celebratory event, and Divorce Cakes are that perfect way to untie the knot.
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15 Comments:
When I got divorced my friends took me to a bar and bought me a penis shaped cake with balls. They gave me a big knife and I castrated the cake then we ate it. Very good cake. Great time had by all.
JerzeeTomato at 10:25PM on 10/04/08
Damn Jerzee...
*ffc adjusts his seating position*
FastFoodCritic at 12:29AM on 10/05/08
@Jerzee ~ Those would be testicles I could swallow!!
izatryt at 8:02AM on 10/05/08
Juvenile, the lot of it. Best celbration is being happy and content that you were able to extrapolate out of it with what you're entitled to & diginity & the friends who will take you to the bar for a civilized bottle of bubbles!
stigcr at 1:34PM on 10/05/08
Heeee, Jerzee! I had one of those cakes made for a friend's bachelorette party. (I should have done a repeat for her divorce!--or, better yet, had them make a *bigger* one, emblazoned with the sentiment: "On to Bigger & Better Things!")
Tokyorosa at 3:13PM on 10/05/08
Hahahahahaha....sounds delicous Jerzee LOL
hungrychristel at 4:09PM on 10/05/08
Everybody over on the actual site this was taken from is all up in arms about the fact that only the men are being brutally murdered on these cakes. I tend to think that this has less to do with a predjudiced society (which is the general rationale), and more to do with the prevalence of female cake decorators and my hunch that women are more likely to order cakes. What do you guys think?
islandchild at 4:42PM on 10/05/08
Ladies, freeze!
Now put down the knives -- and slowly step away from the testicles.
FastFoodCritic at 8:03PM on 10/05/08
@FFC ~ Party Pooper!
izatryt at 8:45PM on 10/05/08
@Izzy ~ Savage Ball-Eater!
FastFoodCritic at 8:51PM on 10/05/08
Jerzee, why don't i have pals like that?
annien at 12:22AM on 10/06/08
I don't think that our little gathering was at all negative. It was a celebration of moving on and freedom and cake. We were well received by those around us and we passed out cake to anyone (male or female) nearby who wanted some cake. We danced and I found that because I was celebrating my divorce I got a nice stack of phone numbers. Maybe it is the area which we are in. Divorce is not always a negative thing. Sometimes when you realize your life is now going to be different its new and exciting and a challenge. For me that was the case. I looked forward to my new life. I however realize not everyone has a positive outcome of divorce and there is cake for those who have suffered too.
@annien it might be a jersey philly thing. We got nads albeit made of cake.
JerzeeTomato at 2:28AM on 10/06/08
@FFC--you're missing the upside here. Single women on the rebound!
buffy at 12:15AM on 10/07/08
@FFC ~ Ha Ha! buffy is spot on!
@annien ~ if you need pals, come on up. We'll get you a cake.
izatryt at 6:00PM on 10/07/08
Oh yeah, sure... single women on the rebound... with knives!
FastFoodCritic at 8:54PM on 10/07/08