Baconnaise, for the Ultimate Bacon-Flavored Spread

From the guys who brought you Bacon Salt, there's now Baconnaise, a vegetarian and kosher bacon-flavored spread. It comes in Regular and Lite. Buy some today, and slather it on everything! Hell, eat it straight if you want.
Seattlites will get the chance to trade in their jars of mayonnaise for Baconnaise this Thursday, October 30, at Baconnaise's Mayonnaise Wrestling Match, during which participants will wrestle in a ring filled with 200 gallons of mayonnaise.
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17 Comments:
bac-bac-bac-baconnaise....
LHSK12 at 3:44PM on 10/28/08
you had me until "vegetarian."
but i would still try it.
delilah at 3:51PM on 10/28/08
*drool*
ronzoni at 3:53PM on 10/28/08
I don't buy "flavored" anything, but I might be willing to trade the disgusting Miracle Whip my ex-bf left in the fridge, and at least taste baconnaise out of curiosity. If it contained real bacon bits, I might even be persuaded to trade in my Hellman's and wrestle in that ring!
PerkyMac at 4:11PM on 10/28/08
I'm with you Perk ~ I can't imagine artificial bacon vegetarian anything! I'll keep my Hellman's, thank you very much.
izatryt at 4:23PM on 10/28/08
I think you mean "this Thursday, October 30".
thepictsie at 4:46PM on 10/28/08
I bet this would make a HELL of a BLT.
ultradave at 5:14PM on 10/28/08
I'm with Perk and iz on this one too;
very appealing product though!
hungrychristel at 5:15PM on 10/28/08
@thepictsie: Thanks for the correction!
roboppy at 5:35PM on 10/28/08
Mayonnaise should never be vegetarian. Besides, it's not hard to make bacon mayo. A couple of eggs and some bacon fat is all you need.
arbeck at 6:01PM on 10/28/08
Mustardayonaise.
Montana Eats at 6:13PM on 10/28/08
I'm suspicious of how bacon-y it'll taste, but than willing (eager, even) to give it a try.
yogurtsoda at 6:28PM on 10/28/08
Doesn't "Baconnaise, a vegetarian and kosher bacon-flavored spread" sound like an oxymoron to you??
Is this even food? Nope, I'd rather eat dirt.
MADFUD at 9:08PM on 10/28/08
Montana Eats, it exists, but maybe not in your area, since I believe it's a Southern thang. It's known as "Durkee's Sandwich Spread"
Tonecat at 9:48PM on 10/28/08
Same here - you got me excited until I read it was vegetarian. How blasphemous.
Cassaendra at 11:57AM on 10/29/08
I'd be leery too, if I hadnt just recently tried their original product, Bacon Salt... but I was suprised at how the salt has suprisingly good bacon-y flavor.
Yes, I am sure that it would be 100 times better and just out of this world if made with the real thing, but I'd say the salt is worth buying and the mayo would be worth trying...
hmneilson at 5:44PM on 10/29/08
let's hope this fad fades into oblivion..though I am sure it ranks somewhere with the turquoise ketchup I saw some kid eating the other day.
jaywarner at 9:48PM on 11/10/08