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Wine Wipes Will Fix Reddish-Stained Teeth

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Malbec Mouth. Tannin Teeth. It's the grown-up counterpart to the orange soda staining your tongue. Except, for some reason, the wine tattoo is so much less triumphant. But now red winos have a weapon in their arsenal: Wine Wipes. A pocket-sized compact with mirror (for discreet wipage) and 20 orange blossom-flavored wipes that promise not to interrupt with wine tasting. Order one for $6.95 on the Borracha website. Now you can make your dentist happy, while this guy in the hat hits on you!

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