Wine Wipes Will Fix Reddish-Stained Teeth
Malbec Mouth. Tannin Teeth. It's the grown-up counterpart to the orange soda staining your tongue. Except, for some reason, the wine tattoo is so much less triumphant. But now red winos have a weapon in their arsenal: Wine Wipes. A pocket-sized compact with mirror (for discreet wipage) and 20 orange blossom-flavored wipes that promise not to interrupt with wine tasting. Order one for $6.95 on the Borracha website. Now you can make your dentist happy, while this guy in the hat hits on you!
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4 Comments:
Such a great idea...wish I had thought of it!
Those will make great gifts too, especially paired with a nice bottle of red!
gastronomeg at 1:57PM on 09/25/08
Absolute genius. I've been waiting for this.
ReneeRobinson at 6:39PM on 09/25/08
I bought some a couple months ago and wont go wine tasting without them now.. they really do work!
morewineplease at 10:38AM on 09/26/08
I just found out that Borracha, the name of the company, means drunk in Spanish.
Erin Zimmer at 2:52PM on 09/26/08