Adventures in Lame Marketing, Part Whatever

How excited would you be if you got a GOLD STANDARD box, shaped like a gold bar, delivered in the mail? We thought something awesome might be inside—but what?
Really expensive chocolate? Other candy? Chocolate-covered bacon? Diamond-studded chocolate-covered bacon? Something, anything, to satiate our pre-lunch hunger?
Were we ever disappointed. The answer, after the jump.

Progresso 100% Natural Chicken Broth. Great.
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