Photo of the Day: Intense Freezer Burn

This photo accompanying The Kitchn's guide to freezer burn made me wonder what the freezer did to deserve such a high level of neglect. Assuming that its owners didn't die.
I also thought, "It's missing something." After the jump, my preferred vision of the freezer.

Ah, that's better.
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12 Comments:
I thought you were going to say it was missing the old aluminum ice cube tray with the pull-up handle. But I suppose that could be beneath one of the icebergs in there.
Tonecat at 7:37PM on 09/18/08
hahahah. :P
Raphael at 8:00PM on 09/18/08
i thought you were going to add a bottle of tequila and or vodka....
what does that say about me?
anado at 8:12PM on 09/18/08
I thought you were going to add a severed human head...
What does that say about me?
FastFoodCritic at 9:35PM on 09/18/08
@tonecat: my mom still has one of those aluminum ice cube trays.
buffy at 10:06PM on 09/18/08
HEY GET OUT OF MY FREEZER!!! oops guess I shouldnt have said that huh? ;-)
huneybumper at 7:34AM on 09/19/08
You call that freezer burn? Meh....http://stomachsonlegs.blogspot.com/2008/09/frozen-freezer.html
Hocker at 7:42AM on 09/19/08
@anado--i thought vodka too! great minds think alike! :)
the 2-liter of diet coke is so random-who put that in there and why?
gastronomeg at 10:42AM on 09/19/08
Genius! You have found the solution to extinction on the melting ice caps- freezer pets!
bisbee at 10:52AM on 09/19/08
i love those ice cube trays, despite the number of times i've gotten my skin stuck to them and was forced to lose a coupla layers.
thursdaynightsmackdown at 11:57AM on 09/19/08
doesn't everyone have a tiny penguin in their freezer?
Laurel E at 3:36PM on 09/19/08
@gastronomeg
Maybe the 2L bottle of diet coke has vodka in it? Maybe?
ag3208 at 6:05PM on 09/20/08