California Man Uses Sausage as Weapon; Gets Arrested
Fresno County authorities arrested a man they say broke into the home of two farmworkers, rubbed one with spices and whacked the other with an eight-inch sausage before fleeing.
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9 Comments:
I'm always proud to say that I'm from Fresno when I hear a story like this.
jteng10371 at 9:28PM on 09/08/08
Hooray for sausage!
the_o at 9:55PM on 09/08/08
Bahahaha!
sessjess at 1:31AM on 09/09/08
I never sausage an awful story!
gb944 at 7:00AM on 09/09/08
Does not say what kind of spice rub he used.
Asado at 8:00AM on 09/09/08
My local newscast proclaimed that the offender used "barbecue spice."
And that the family dog ate the "weapon" before police arrived.
holdthemayo at 9:15AM on 09/09/08
HAHAHAHAHA gb944, good one.
ReneeRobinson at 2:35PM on 09/09/08
There's an online game I play that uses, among other things, food for weapons. There's pretty much a consensus that the guy was a neurotic player of said game who just took things a bit too seriously.
nightowl at 5:01PM on 09/09/08
It's always freaking Fresno, isn't it? I think Fresno makes national headlines for something idiotic at least once a year. At least I live a few miles away and not actually IN Fresno.
buffy at 6:28PM on 09/09/08