Gum brand Dentyne's latest ad campaign features Internet lingo implying that you should stop reading this website, get off your butt, and make face time. Don't even think of hugging or kissing another person if you're not chewing Dentyne Gum.
The ads are cute, but as I rarely find myself rolling in the grass with another human being or being part of a five-person pile-up, looking at these ads just reminds me how severely lonely and Internet addicted I am. Seriously though, I make most of my friends through the Internet, so this ad probably isn't targeted towards me. [via AdFreak]