Salmon Colada = do not want.

Are you sick of pomegranate juice and bacon turning up where it doesn't belong? Like in your cocktail? Chow's 10 Worst Drink Concepts of All Time touch upon these two ingredients along with other potential disasters involving salmon, I Can't Believe It's Not Butter, durian, and Mountain Dew. Although none of these cocktails exist in real life (I hope), you can follow Chow's recipes out of sick/drunken curiosity. Let me know how the Salmon Colada goes. [via Menupages]

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