Serious Eats
Chococlock: Get Fatter with Chocolate Pieces on the Hour!
For the person in your life who loves eating a bite-sized piece of chocolate every hour in a controlled setting, get them the Chococlock. The clock releases a piece of chocolate once an hour. Grab the piece within its 30-second exposure to the outside world and the calories are all yours! If you miss your scheduled appointment with the chocolate, you'll have to wait another hour. Or press the cheat button that releases a piece on demand. Or just open a bag of chocolate candies. Bonus feature: the Chococlock also dispenses non-chocolate matter, like Skittles, or Advil! [via Gizmodo]
Previously: Wake N' Bacon Alarm Clock: The Best Sleep-Ending Device Ever